gamer, girl-cat father, and wannabe content creator. follow me here because this is where i’m most busy(pfp by @ram__exe) (priv @breadforreall)

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Joined June 2020
time to reveal a secret i’ve had for a while to “the everything app” and say that i am the “just a guy” that purchased the jschlatt pope head for $3,000. that’s it. that’s the post.
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Marcello Hernandez really is built different .😍😍
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Bro liked the tweet so much he had to make it twice
All these Vtubers are SO STUPID for crying about this it's absolutely freaking HILARIOUS to watch them melt down..ROFL!!!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
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Having a card with my Twitter handle on it might actually be super sick
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I am the reason this post has a community note and I’m gonna be honest I’m kinda proud of this one
Happy 61st Birthday, Doug Bowser | Former NOA President He led Nintendo of America from 2019 to 2025 after joining in 2015 to market the Switch in North America. #GamingHistory
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Doug bowser confirmed that this is not his birthday x.com/thetruebowser/…
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In “pale kid raps fast” by watsky he hits 60 words in three seconds
13 years ago today, eminem dropped “rap god” 🐐🔥 the track packs 1,560 words into 6 minutes and 4 seconds, averaging 4.28 words per second 🤯
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I feel weird whenever I post about something like football because I don’t think you guys are super interested in my football opinions
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Vikings have had a player in this every week since week two this season I’m so sick of reading people say that they’re bad this season. Some of the team looks rough, sure, but we’re not 5-0 for no reason.
NFC Players of the Week! (Week 5) @Jahmyr_Gibbs1 | @byronmurphy | @CWaitman87
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PlayStation watching their entire business go belly up and watching everyone jailbreak their ps5 because they got rid of physical discs and nintendos over here like “hey look at this cool physical game you can get teeheehee lalalala”
Behold! 🙌 Here’s a closer look at a physical copy of The Legend of #Zelda: #OcarinaOfTime special textured foil packaging, available at launch while supplies last. Pre-order to get yours now: ninten.do/6011asyNh
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Obama was a generational president and I will stand by that until I die I was only like 8 when he got elected so just barely a teenager when he finished his 2 terms but oh my god I would’ve gone to bat for that dude No other president had that type of motion
Remember when an old man Trump supporter heckled Obama and he encouraged the crowd to beat him while they chanted USA and then he insulted the old man's weight before he had police arrested the beaten Trump supporter? Oh wait, my bad.....
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Liquor store man Tobacco store man Tax man And now Lego store man.
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RIP but always thought suicide is just selfish. There’s always someone to talk to
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The Texas side isn’t even added properly??
California vs Texas
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When I’m in a “reusing the same jokes” competition and my opponent is a jschlatt fan
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After multiple MONTHS of me harassing @creditkarma about the fucking car situation they have FINALLY added a feature to allow you to say you don’t have a vehicle. Holy fuck I cannot believe it took them this fucking long. I am under the impression that I made this happen.
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Couple comments say “schlatt?” 2020 is so back
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Oh fuck I know that art this is diary of a part time Indian
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Despite being a Scientologist he kinda is a man of the people he’s hitting the pointer thumb heart combo in Japan he knows a thing or two
This week marked my 26th visit to Japan. This place is so special to me and each time I visit, I am continually inspired by the incredible creativity and energy. To the fans, the city of Tokyo, and to all of Japan, thank you for always welcoming me. It has been a dream come true to be able to share my movies with you all of these years. 1/3
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Not until you start enforcing the $.99 price I’ve literally messaged Arizona about a store charging more than 99 and they have done absolutely nothing. You can’t claim “99 cent can” if you’re not gonna enforce the “99 cents” part
you have to tell me your favorite flavor
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Gay people: I’m gay Autistic people: I’m autistic Your gay and autistic friend who is suspicious you are also gay: hey what are your thoughts on this video
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Never gonna forget when I joined a twitter space with @elodieundergrnd and @evanundergrnd to record their podcast and Evan’s audio wasn’t working so the whole thing got scrapped Lost media
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