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Every Eagles fan’s vibe right now
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Wednesday has been officially renewed for Season 2!
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Hello @CityofTampa! This is you at 10:11am this morning when the @Space_Station went zooming by (at 5 miles per second and 260 miles above). The view ends over a cloudy @CityofMiami. @NWSTampaBay @NWSMiami Dec 29, 2022
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Chris Rock is about to make history as the first artist to perform LIVE on Netflix! The legendary comedian, writer, director, and actor’s newest comedy special will premiere live β€” globally β€” in early 2023 on Netflix!
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Here's a peek at what's coming to Netflix in the US in November!
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Happy first day of Fall.
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β€œWho are the Eagles playing tonight?” - my grandma Me:
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Netflix Games x Ubisoft
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Time for the weekend again
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A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened
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Me trying to make a decision when coding
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What happens if Atlassian never turns a profit, closes up shop,and Jira is gone forever. What does that world look like?
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Engineer when Engineer when you invite you don’t invite them to a them to a meeting. meeting.
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POINPY is one of the most fun games since flappy bird @netflix #POINPY
CPU Benchmarks have leaked for Apple's M2 chip! 3.49GHz CPU clock vs M1's 3.2GHz Single-core performance gain vs M1: 11.56% Multi-core performance gain vs M1: 19.45% A little bit better than my estimates. I'm impressed! browser.geekbench.com/v5/cpu… Thanks to @amoss_137 for sharing.
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Two @NetflixEng Emmys make for great dumbbell replacements πŸ’ͺπŸ†
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6am airport conversations: β€œSir I can’t sell you jack daniels until 1230, but I can give you some house bourbon.” So. Many. Questions.
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I appreciate @whoop recommending I sleep for 11 hours to be at 100% performance.
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