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I'm not that tall, it's just perspective. Trust me.

Joined July 2016
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Being a hiring manager for pancake flippers must be tough... They have such a high turnover rate.
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Ok so who wants to ask the Upper Midwest what their strat is for managing air quality?
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People commenting "ratio" on any controversial tweet without there actually being a significant ratio of likes to comments baffles me.
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Psst. Wear a mask. Pass it on.
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i’m conducting a social experiment, so pls rt for room temp water. and like for cold water. i’m tryna see sum.
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Her favorite Jackbox games are fakin it and monster seeking monster. She obviously can't be trusted.
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you’re not “colorblind” you’re 27. grow up.
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Imagine walking through a corn maze, but instead of corn it's on-campus construction...
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Come on down to meet the Nicest Kids in Town! See Hairspray on Nov 21st, 22nd, and 23rd at 7:00pm, for ticket information see: mtolivedrama.com/box-office-…
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Guys I’m starting to think we may not be very good at football
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Thanks to @lockheedmartin for coming out to univofmaryland and setting up your #LMChallengeBox here! I look forward to meeting with you on Wednesday! @ Brendan Iribe Center for Computer… instagram.com/p/B3m0Bc2ATp1X…
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I hate it when I hit send before remembering to close my parentheses
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retweet this for a chance to win $1
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This mans would honestly die without me
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Somebody please read the first word of all my tweets over the past few months – at Oslo, Norway
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Fun fact: People who live in Michigan are never more than 6 miles away from a natural water source. Our state is the best.
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"Haha, I don't need sleep!" *Dies*
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Life becomes real fun once you realize you can build anything you want
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