much more charming in person but there’s no proof of that here

Seattle, WA
Joined October 2011
can’t get canceled if your heart is pure <3
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Kacey Musgraves did the last stop of her tour in Seattle!
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my first time seeing her after waiting years and she absolutely killed it
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the fit for Kacey Musgraves 🤠
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fall in seattle mogs so hard
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she is so fucking good at this i have to watch it every single time i see it on my tl
Doja Cat doing the robot in San Francisco.
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ok yall, take notes! this is exactly how I want to be messaged and anything less is a waste of our time!!
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and I got this rubber band on my wrist (on my wrist) and I snap it every time that I think about your lips……
Lana Del Rey gives $100 to woman trying to escape an abusive relationship while “rubberband” by Tate McRae plays in the background.
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I have a Halloween costume but have not been invited to any Halloween plans… guess I’m going to have to throw my own last minute party and see who shows up?
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the way so many people are going to agree to this… we’re all doomed, man
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they’re starting to post two different ad stories one after another on instagram stories now… even stacking multiple ads into one story so you end up looking at 4+ total ads before you even see your next friend’s story… bro what are we doing here?
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Vroom Vroom EP (2016)
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when the bitch you never liked is outed as a bad person
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I think I can quit drinking if I just start calling alcohol “juice that makes you fat”
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“oh you want some juice that makes you fat? it makes you feel good for a few hours and then terrible for twice as long after that. oh and your sleep will suck too. and you’ll get dehydrated and have to pee a lot.”
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this is how skinny I was when I was sober btw
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it’s a Heathers rewatch night!
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it’s been wonderful but it’s kinda scary ngl
Seattle has received less rain this October than Las Vegas, Phoenix, Los Angeles and San Diego
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so anyway I took care of this comatose patient the past three days whose dad who visited every day makes hand carved wooden bowls and he gave me one
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There was an interview with Sam Bankman Fried a few years ago where he bragged he only wore 3 t-shirts. That he didn't care about clothes. But he owned beautiful mansions all over the world and lavish apartments in New York and Paris. So he walks around badly dressed on purpose making the public commons ugly for all of us, while owning beautiful homes he can enjoy in private. It's this attitude that creates the modern ugly world. Make the public areas ugly. While enjoying beauty in private. That's a new thing. Thankfully, we have beautiful cities from a long time ago that never adhered to that philosophy. We have wonderful paintings of people dressed spectacularly. Who cared about the aesthetic commons.
The biggest financial flex imaginable is not caring about material status symbols and keeping non-essential spending to the bare minimum. I've seen so many takes about the importance of dressing well (the guy who tells you to wear a suit on an airplace-- lol) or buying the right watch or showing up to an event with an elite whip... All terrible advice The higher NW and liquidity you have... the more slovenly and ridiculous you should appear in your day to day comings and goings.
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