A new york 10 is a whoville 7

Need someone to sit on my egg while I go to the store

Flying a girl out but the plane crashes

Looking at the cover of a goosebumps book is scary but worth it

My tapeworm can drive us then we can both drink

I do think Friday is closer friends with Thursday but likes to be seen with Saturday

My neighbor and I still sleep in separate beds

I can’t go to Florida that’s where they smoked dale earnhardt what if they do that to me

TMZ saying it’s Wednesday how the hell do they get this stuff

I do think Batman has undiagnosed BPD

Plowing my neighbor's driveway it’s not even snowing I’m just a good neighbor

I could beat a guy in chess in one move it’s called the tombstone piledriver

Weed makes me feel like my elbows are touching

Do circles know they’re perfect

I can tell who eats oatmeal and who does not