Stay at home dad. - Before me lies a day fraught with God knows what horrors.
Joined February 2011
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At Jersey Mike's rn and just ordered it "Mike's Way".
They shut off the lights, ran 3 halfback dives into the wall, a 4th down toss, then asked me how I'm going to respond to the opportunity.
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please tell me we're not going to have an nfl coach herbstreiting a dog around all season because he's in pr trouble, we have to start being adults about this
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There are people in charge of college sports who don't want things like Cape Verde to happen.
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Dale Earnhardt was the most redneck redneck to ever redneck and he took the confederate flag off his car because his Black housekeeper said she didn’t want to see it. It’s really not that hard to not be an asshole.
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🗣️ Andoni Iraola: “Mikel Arteta called me. I was also very happy to contribute a little bit. After the game we played at The Emirates & we beat them, I was talking to Kepa after the game and I said ‘we can still give you these points back vs City’.” ❤️😅
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Haaland tapped Arteta and told him to be humble after fighting for a draw against 10 men and niggas were out here saying it’s deserved cus we have a weak mentality amd have won nothing.
God punish any Arsenal fan wey go dey humble this period 🙏🏾😂
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You win the league at a canter & get a huge banner made to poke fun at the opposing manager, go and spend £500m on transfers, only to end up battling with Bournemouth on the final day for 5th place while the manager you took the piss out of wins the league.
Karma’s a fucker 🖕🏼
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I will never forget Tim Cahill trying to tell the world what was happening at Arsenal while people tried to shout over him. He saw it coming before most, you have to respect it. 🫡
