Fashion โ€ข Music โ€ข Sports ๐Ÿ–ค Just documenting the journey. 21 | Abuja ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ

Abuja, Nigeria
Joined September 2025
Who tf declines calls to text afterwards? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Amaka so you de use me as emotional back up ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜ข
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If i mistakenly catch the root of all evil , body go tell am
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Share your experience: What pains more than heartbreak ๐Ÿ’”?
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Getting mocked by someone you used to defend and fight for behind their back, you now discover that. They have been laughing at your back since
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Skinny jeans in 2026? Nigerian men๐Ÿ’”
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Why do we brush our teeth before bed when we're just going to wake up and brush them again?
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Having a banger tweet in your head and forgetting it before you can put it in drafts needs to be studied
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Any girl wanna recreate this with me? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคญ
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twitter was made for people who talk to themselves
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Lord the free oxygen you gave usโ€ฆ Minimie chin chin is selling it in sachet with 15 chin chin inside ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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EMB
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Tag One Person to buy you dinner. Make sure youโ€™re not asking more than 5-10k.
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Iโ€™d rather struggle than let someone help me and throw it in my face later on.
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Nigeria girls and body odor 5&6
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having a girlfriend is expensive and cheating on her is more expensive.
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As my guy, if youโ€™re comfortable seeing your babe wearing shorts in front of me, I go dey observe her oooo. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ Na the day wey you no go dey house I go make my move. Me sef na human being. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
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Casually remembered the hot slap I received from an inmate the first time I got locked up in a cell. I was so confused ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Quality ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅถ 30k
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When you have money thats the time, that you will realize you can cheat on a girl and she will choose to stay and act like nothing happened. Na poor man girls Dey quickly leave because of cheating ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Doctor, how do sperm donors donate sperm? Do they masturbate, or do they have sex with a nurse?
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