I once almost ate a scorpion that was fried and caramelized, but I wimped out. I regret it ever since

Joined March 2009
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Lololol, now that's some real funny in Vancouver. The comments are just full of good stuff
@Spoiledcupcake1 just saw all ur tweets.don't worry, I feel as bad as you could imagine.but you dont know me at all
Bunch of used condoms in the stairwell outside leading to my underground parking #placestofuckthursday
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“@snoooorlax: BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS..... AND STRIPPERS AND COCAINE.” @nikigalb wow...uncanny
“@nikigalb: “@snoooorlax: FAT IS THE NEW SKINNY, TRUST ME”. @gdr” it's not, fat is cool in its own right. Skinny is for the birds
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“@the_ironsheik: Fuck Udonis haslem”. He stink like the goat shit
So you thought I was dead. So did all the president.........'s enemies!
Played tennis near the train station today and got to watch another sketchy character frolic in the bush. #whatsinthatbush?!
My name is burt macklin, I'm with the fuckin FBI
@nikigalb there in spirit, just good for the chickens we're saving
@Ser_Lancel your bail last episode,...great :D