@gdyaps

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Joined July 2009
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Replying to @LegionHoops
for the briefest of moments you can see his full displeasure before he resets
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too late, i have already depicted myself as 6 orderly barn owls and you as 4 shambolic kestrels
Alan Ball@alanball10126 Jun 2025
Its the poorest year for owls this year, due to lack of food, and I have ringed only a hundred of each of Barn Owls and Kestrels. So a big surprise on the Humber Bank to find 6 Barn Owl and 4 Kestrel chicks in the same nestbox ...and with uneaten prey items too!
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yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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@cachedepositsOct 25
i can feel my brain allocating lifelong storage to this post and i’m not happy
zam
@zamdotethOct 25
I just found out the GPT in ChatGPT stands for Gomputer Pomputer Tomputer
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jo.@sereneObscurityOct 25
hate it when my side hustle (employment) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching movies)
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They said “Matt - you’re not allowed to make the firm swag” and I think they were probably on to something
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BBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsOct 21
Just Eat apologises for AI food mistakes after social media ridicule bbc.in/4jAIj9J

Just Eat apologises for AI food mistakes after social media ridicule

A spokesperson said it was removing inaccurate AI images and pausing the rollout of the tool.

bbc.com
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wrote "it's oaky" instead of "it's okay"
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Aaron West
@oesteOct 20
shout out to the lady at the end for one of the most flawless 30 second impromptu improvs i’ve ever seen
SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
@SubwayTakesOct 20
All statues should be made out of soap!! @ConanOBrien
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Listing cast members of I Am Legend
Oluwajomiloju@JomiAdeniranOct 12
Will Smith … dawg
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calvin@aeiouronOct 14
youre laughing. it's 284 psi in the west and youre laughing about saddam hussein hiding spot
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brian@brianonhereOct 11
The animals all dug in to heaping platters of fresh dandelion cheese, candied nuts, plum an’ currant pudding, roasted carrots and leeks piled high, and kind of a lemony-garlicky-miso-gochujang easy weeknight protein noodle situation
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I’m losing my mind that no one can tell this is AI generated. Here are the real pictures from Operation Migration
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Little known fact but the ministry of magic was perplexed by the rapid progress in development of offensive and control spells at the Hangzhou Institute of Wizardry at the time when Cho was dating Harry Potter and Cedric Diggory
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@SAfrikaCathOct 8
>dates the most popular most attractive white guy in school >after he dies, dates the second most popular most attractive white guy in school call that hogwarts study
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Xavi 🇲🇽🇮🇪@PresidentXaviOct 8
Replying to @alvinsng
You should save this tweet and circle back to it in 20 years when you’re confused about why your kid doesn’t talk to you anymore
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[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito
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there is always another layer of abstraction
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Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen)@LouiseWeebeJul 12
You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.
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kristi@leequadyewSep 25
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