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Gem Royston-Claire retweeted
I'm not sure the families of the 954 people who have died from Covid in the last week will agree with Sajid Javid that death rates are "mercifully low".
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why is the act of ‘going to get a little coffee’ so irresistible to me. I could be on my deathbed and someone could say to me ‘do you want a latte from up the road that costs £3 for no reason and comes in a pink cardboard cup’ and I would spring to my feet
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This was not inevitable. The government locked down too late in March and November, they reopened the economy without a functioning Test and Trace system.
Don't let them blame the public or a new variant (however much that doesn't help) - this is on them.
Gem Royston-Claire retweeted
Hi @waitrose, I’ve bought a large Turkey but I’d like to swap it for 12 tubs of ice cream instead. And a bottle of gin. Can I do this in store?
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the person who accepted the booking at Four Seasons Total Landscaping for Time’s Person Of The Year
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Essex firefighters rescue three men from tumble dryer bbc.in/31YlrZb
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"It affects virtually nobody."
- @realDonaldTrump, 10 fucking days ago.
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If you’re having a bad day, my sister was on a zoom hen do last night where the bride-to-be got so drunk she shaved her head on screen
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DO YOU THINK when pubs finally reopen with social distancing, it will mark an end to men moving us out of the way by putting their hands on our waists? Can we dare to dream
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Famous brand slogans as written by the Government comms team
NIKE : 'Absolutely Try To Carry Out The Thing You're Attempting To Be Good At'
APPLE : 'Consider An Alternative Approach Perhaps'
MCDONALDS : 'Speaking For Myself, This Is Highly Enjoyable'