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Tenessa Gemelke

@gemelket

The kind of person who remembers to put the hyphen in hip-hop but forgets to put on deodorant. (she/her)

Joined June 2009
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Replying to @mulegirl
My 11YO son said, “You pay attention, figure out what is important, and then make it happen.”
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My phone mysteriously played podcasts all night (instead of just one episode), and I woke up to @Caissie interviewing @cmclymer—both my imaginary best friends on the internet! Thanks for leaning into the possibilities, you two joy nuggets.
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I didn't really LEAVE this place, but I just kinda gave up one day. Anybody still out there?
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McSweeney's@mcsweeneys27 Mar 2023
- Enroll in a Title 1 school - Get into the predatory lending business - Become an ectopic pregnancy in Texas mcsweeneys.net/articles/thin…
Things TikTok Could Pivot to So Congress Would Leave It Alone

Things TikTok Could Pivot to So Congress Would Leave It Alone

“Become an ectopic pregnancy in Texas.”

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Why does this make me feel seen?
Virality Memes (@ViralityMemes) profile pictureVirality Memes
@ViralityMemes4 Jul 2021
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Sometimes people are truly the best. For @Danjlee12's birthday, we are able to book a private concert AND we already have a big donation for Breaking Free! paypal.com/pools/c/8SlJsHGTt…
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PSA for parents: If you take your teenager to see a dermatologist for acne, you now have a part-time job navigating complex paperwork and appointments. It exceeds all expectations. F-, do not recommend
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Williams Carlos Williams couldn't do better than this.
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Of all the things I will miss when Twitter is gone, perhaps #1 is that I don't have to watch award shows, because the rest of you will watch and tell me the best parts.
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I will never stop being mad about this. The best source material EVER.
Chandra “Yeah, Okay. Whatever.🙄” (@colt_katana2) profile pictureChandra “Yeah, Okay. Whatever.🙄”@colt_katana26 Mar 2023
Anybody remember #ThePassage? I had high hopes for this one. Saniyya Sydney was so good. #cancelledtoosoon
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I am a professional event organizer, offering @halvorson my professional insights.
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Just when you thought I couldn’t possibly be more on-brand: I organized a church flash mob this weekend.
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🖤@wussuppslymeee2 Mar 2023
I am in tears!!!
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I love this thread so much.
Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) profile pictureMerriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster28 Feb 2023
Non-native English Speakers, what’s a word from your language that you think is perfect that doesn’t have an English equivalent? Take us to church.
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I finally updated LinkedIn after owning my own business for a full year. Please clap.
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Keith Edwards
@keithedwards24 Feb 2023
The message Jimmy Carter left in Voyager 1, the most distant human-made object from Earth, is breathtaking.
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Beth Dunn is a treasure we don't deserve.
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Confab 2023@ConfabEvents23 Feb 2023
Gathered the #Confab2023 speakers for a virtual meet-and-greet today, and we are just 🥹. Join us for the final Confab in Minneapolis this spring: confabevents.com/
Confab speakers smile at the camera during a Zoom call. A surprise appearance by Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.

ALT Confab speakers smile at the camera during a Zoom call. A surprise appearance by Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.

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Apologies if you need to interact with a Minnesotan this week. With two feet of snow in the forecast, we already have preemptive Snow Day Brain.
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Kristen is the governor of Florida and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) profile pictureKristen Arnett@Kristen_Arnett18 Feb 2023
doing a gay book festival in florida today so just a reminder that i love florida, there is so much to love here, we are here and doing work and also having happy great moments like this makes the times that are really goddamn hard feel worthwhile
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