Gemma ✨

Boris Johnson addressing the nation at the same time Bake Off starts just shows how little he knows about this country.

Who’s the next big music name that’s gonna leave a wake of awful musical tributes. Don’t say Macca I cry.

Im going on a cruise this year. Im gonna be like one of those guys.

Why are they skimming these big awards when there’s been so much Whitehall shite

Mad how a sunny day with your fam and a few wines can give such a buzz ❤️

Sad for CMAT but we stan a Spanish queen

Dula Peep here

Bruno Mars gonna pop out one of those trumpets tiny fella

Is that Serge from Kasabian driving that car

I’ve got a bit of a soft spot for Ronson. I think he seems nice so don’t ruin it.

Gillespie looks like he’s melting.

My other half, Indie dad who doesn’t know who Raye, Olivia Dean, Lola Young, Miles Smith or Any Burnham are, has put his book down for this.

This is like a dull Eurovision winner song

I wish you’d all bloody get on Instagram so I didn’t have to come back here when I missed you though.

I’ve got old and I don’t know how to work this app anymore.

Nice to see people still here

The sun came out, I’ve had a glass of wine, the Brits are on and I had a sudden urge to TWEET.

Douze from the mouze