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you say potato I say whore || 🎬letterboxd & award expert @ generic_storie || she/her

somewhere over the rainbow
Joined March 2015
What exactly is the purpose of a rubber duck – at Eugene, OR
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Your partner should never be your first priority. Your first priority should always be Dune.
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My boyfriend is so into Halloween I love it. He’s trying on his costume and making sure he has all the proper accessories. He’s dressing up for work tomorrow 😍
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Was proper bar Pool etiquette. If it’s nearly empty and quiet is it okay, if it’s full at the bar but nearly silent should you not? Empty totally is fair game though
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Alamo makes it very clear if you book one of these. Also if it’s a sensory screening maybe it would be adapt to look that up I mean why wouldn’t you what did you expect maybe not babies but the lights make sense if you say it was a sensory screening
Accidentally just saw You Can See Everything at a screening full of people with babies where they didn’t turn the lights off, which I didn’t know was a thing. They didn’t say anything about this when I booked the tickets 😭
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Am I a criminal for using twitter in 2027
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hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning to be digger rockwell for halloween
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I just had a s*x dream about someone that isn’t my partner???? For the very first time???? WHATTHE FUCK
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Fascinated by this boyfriend’s coming over debate. I would be at my boyfriend’s days on end, sometimes 9 consecutive days before going back to my house. Is this not something that other girls do, why is it always about the boyfriend coming over
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Listening to the @TheBigPic baseball draft. May I put a baseball movie forward you probably have never heard of. @SeanFennessey @ChrisRyan77
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I get what you’re saying but also this feels very backhanded
For a man whose native tongue is Spanish to be able to put together a movie like "Digger" just speaks to how bright he is.
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I’m gonna say something probably unpopular. I prefer “high production” clearly a set porn. I prefer the notion that they are actors, that it’s highly produced and staged and not real. Something about it being “real people” throws me out of it. I’m coming for a specific purpose
i hate when porn is high production value, i want homemade shit
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NO PUN INTENDED so don’t even start
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I actually said “what the fuck” out loud when that part happened in Digger. Sorry to the audience (the 6 other people in the theater) but I legit thought I was losing my mind. If “Tom Cruise is Digger” is not intriguing enough to get you in the theater, it’s not for you
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And someone how always becomes the women’s fault 🙃
People who never were in a frat or sorority don't understand that the problem isn't frats, it's sororities. When you can't drink at the house, or have any guys over, and an overbearing older woman is hired to live in and ensure this, you cede all socializing and power to frats
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doing this every morning as suicide prevention
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I don’t think women (anyone) deserve to be sexually assaulted
i think women who engage in casual and even risky sex do not deserve to be sexually assaulted
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My best friend said this about me and my boyfriend. And she’s probably not wrong
Overheard on the upper east side: “I can see him being a dad, but I can’t see her being a mom”
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Read the details of the Cornell 7 stuff and I think we should kill them probably
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I got blocked by crazy Timothee turned Connor Storrie fan lady - September 23 2026. Incredible
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