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“Daddy?”
“Yeah kiddo?”
“Is Ariel Elmo’s dad?”
“It’s too early to unpack that one, kiddo.”
“…”
“Yeah, she probably is.”
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Before you do something new to make your 2 year old happy, ask yourself “Can I do this another 15 times every day for the next 15 days?”
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It’s ok that your website uses cookies, but please use those cookies to remember that I said it was ok to use cookies.
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Someone needs to investigate Mr. Bull’s business practices. He’s rebuilt Peppa Pig’s school roof far too many times.
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