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Geoffrey Haggerty

@geoffhaggerty

A little bit about me, I like to go to the store and cross the street

 NYC
Joined July 2009
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Guy who invented cold cuts eating charcuterie: “i wish this was soaking wet”
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So many of you are psyched about Dune 3 when I’m psyched about
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VERY excited to see “Bad Pedophile”, the new important documentary from @theonion about Geoffrey (sp?) Epstein IN THEATERS TONIGHT! Also very honored that they are showing Sex House after it, a thing I directed in 1990 I think. Remember, cloudy drink kills frog!
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Hammer. Do NOT hurt them. If you so much as harm one hair on their heads...
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27 WORLD TITLES BABY YANKEES RULE RUTH GEHRIG DIMAGGIO JETER LETS GO YANKEES LETS GO YANKEES (end)
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Look deep into his eyes. What do you see?
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1:52 on a Thursday, easily a record for me!
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Watermelon spice latte
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Happy birthday to Donald trump and my daughter! Also my son was born on September 11
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not to worry everyone, my kid's montessori school is "investigating" a possible earthquake
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1:52 on a Thursday, easily a record for me!
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Geoffrey Haggerty@geoffhaggerty28 Jul 2022
Rizzolli and Niles (from Frasier)
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Geoffrey Haggerty@geoffhaggerty12 Dec 2021
Brunch, the time when French toast and brussel sprouts get to hang out
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Geoffrey Haggerty@geoffhaggerty13 Mar 2019
I became a father last year so I’m now legally allowed to say “Daddy likey.”
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(broke Southern belle) I DO declare bankruptcy
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Thought this just said he wants to make “a movie”, like yeah I’m sure someone will let you
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Christopher Nolan Says He Wants to Make a Horror Movie hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
Christopher Nolan Says He Wants to Make a Horror Movie

Christopher Nolan Says He Wants to Make a Horror Movie

The 'Oppenheimer' director explains why he "would love" to explore the horror genre.

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If I played chess professionally I’d stack all my pieces in one square, flood the zone
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@tkelce18 Jul 2010
I HOP!!!!!! I love commin here for breakfast! Ummm I think ill have the T-bone steak n Eggs please! Haha with some white toast on the side!
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Swifties loving the defensive battle they know this game will be won in the trenches
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USHER !!!! The Crusher!!!!!
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If you’re the chiefs ya gotta start Mahomes tonite
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