Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur (a nonexistent but real-sounding country). Eh? / What?

North Wales
Joined January 2009
๐Ÿšจ WALES: 98% MORE FORย THEย SAME BOOZE! ๐Ÿบ Same Aldi Stella 18-pack, two stores 12 minutes apart: ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Deeside: ยฃ23.69 ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ Chester: ยฃ11.99 Thatโ€™s ยฃ11.70 more in Deeside, 98% higher price in this comparison. deeside.com/your-aldi-christโ€ฆ
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Hey @grok is this a breach of ministerial code leaking this to sky news before its been put to parliament in today's budget?
BREAKING: The chancellor has announced that standing charges on gas bills will be scrapped as the government seeks to lower energy bills. Sky's @LucyJMcDaid has the latest โฌ‡๏ธ
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Are the #MUFC hierarchy keeping Carrick in the job so he can continue to fail and eventually resign for his love of the club? That would save firing him and pay out a fee. Just a thought.
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I'm genuinely lost with this RAF Fairford case. Mohmed Abdulkarim, pictured here in a wheelchair, allegedly loaded three white vans with metal drums containing petrol, water butts and smart dashcams. A month ago, I said every new development left me more confused than the last. But this really is the icing on the cake. Every time I think this case can't get any more bizarre, another detail emerges.
๐Ÿšจ PICTURED: Mohmed Abdulkarim, one of the two suspects charged over the RAF Fairford plot He allegedly loaded the three white vans with metal drums containing petrol, water butts and smart dashcams
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Seeing that (once again) the current government have already leaked the main details of the budget to the press, it would be funny if all the opposition parties failed to turn up at the Commons tomorrow in protest.
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If Nina Gold and the new Bond producers are savvy, theyโ€™d look at the general positive online reaction to Jack Lowden and go for him, rather than go against the wishes of the people. Iโ€™d cast the next Doctor Who in the same way - leak a last 4 and see which one the proletariate opt for.
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They also chanted to toss you on a bonfire butโ€ฆ we pick and choose what we hear I suppose.
๐Ÿšจ Sources say it did NOT go unnoticed by the Manchester United front office that Michael Carrick received significant support from United fans during and after the defeat to Bournemouth. #MUFC [@RobDawsonESPN, @MarkOgden_]
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The only change at MUFC is that Michael Carrick will play centre mid at Chelsea. Plus Jonny Evans will return as a central defender. Any delay was because Evans wanted confirmation that he wouldn't win the Ballon d'Or last night. He has a point to prove. They all do. Big time
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Cheaper Marmaladeโ€ฆ.theyโ€™ll Luv that.. what about Gherkins ? Given that any thought ?
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Laurie Whitwell: โ€œI anticipate Michael Carrick will take training tomorrow.โ€ We are an absolute embarrassment of a football club. Another three points thrown down the drain on Saturday. Nice one.
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I know Ratcliffe meddling in football operations isnโ€™t something to encourage but considering he once rolled out the term โ€œbest in classโ€ for what Man Utd should have and the people heโ€™s employed canโ€™t agree on anything, it might be for the best that he starts firing people getting decisions wrong and take it upon himself to hire the one best in class option on the market who has won multiple league titles
๐Ÿšจ CARRICK LATEST ๐Ÿ”บ Man Utd boss left in limbo ๐Ÿ”บ Spent 3hrs at Carrington today ๐Ÿ”บ Watched #mufc friendly v Hull City ๐Ÿ”บ Owners & execs in crisis talks ๐Ÿ”บ Players back for training on Tues ๐Ÿ”บ Unclear if Carrick will take session ๐Ÿ”บ Howe & Nagelsmann options
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๐Ÿ’ฌ "The clubโ€™s chief decision-makers have mastered the art of delaying consequential decisions until the point of unmitigated crisis..." Read @AcademyScoop's article on why he thinks Jason Wilcox should follow Michael Carrick out the door at #MUFC ๐Ÿ‘‡ stretfordpaddock.co.uk/if-miโ€ฆ
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Weโ€™re at a point where itโ€™s unclear if Michael Carrick is taking training tomorrow morning. Deary me #mufc
๐Ÿšจ CARRICK LATEST ๐Ÿ”บ Man Utd boss left in limbo ๐Ÿ”บ Spent 3hrs at Carrington today ๐Ÿ”บ Watched #mufc friendly v Hull City ๐Ÿ”บ Owners & execs in crisis talks ๐Ÿ”บ Players back for training on Tues ๐Ÿ”บ Unclear if Carrick will take session ๐Ÿ”บ Howe & Nagelsmann options
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โ€œWhoโ€™s your favourite Pope?โ€ #OnlyConnect
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Who should be the next United manager? #mufc
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36%Nagelsmann
14%Other
32,861 votes โ€ข Final results
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