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Hamilton, Ontario
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Police Sketch Artist: Start by describing his eyes
Me: They were sky blue
Artist: OMG he sounds dreamy!
Me: He's mine!
*we cat fight*
That guy on the Operation game board? He was awake the whole fucking time. We said nothing. Juuuust kept operating.
[Judgement Day]
God: You often committed the sin of envy
Me: What? Never!
God: This is from last night. *shows a video of me keying a guy's car because he can make origami giraffes*
We don't really know what day of the year Jesus was born OR when he died.
Imagine if Dec. 25 was actually the day he was crucified...
We could be digging ourselves a big hole here.
I hate shoe stores that don't categorize their shoes. You buy a new pair, go for a run but some ref keeps calling you for traveling because you bought basketball shoes? No thanks Foot Locker.
In 2007 I agreed to pay over $60 to Blockbuster in late fees for a movie I never rented, so maybe don't ask me to ever negotiate anything for you.
The decline of society can be traced back to when Double Bubble stopped putting little comics in their gum.
Pat Maroon has been in over 80 NHL fights and rumor has it that in one of them he actually threw a punch.
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Every Spring A Parade Down Bay Street, Vol. 3: Toronto Mike'd Podcast Episode 1215 with @dshoalts, @GareJoyceNHL, @JeffSammut, @LiamKellycomedy, @gerryhallcomedy and me! torontomike.com/2023/03/ever…
99 Luftballons, Auf ihrem weg...Uh...
98 Luftballons Auf ihr...
97 Luftba...
C'MON GUYS STOP IT!!
-Nina
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The decline of society can be traced to when they switched to foam dodgeballs in the 90's.
