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Senior Hipster Developer

Germany
Joined May 2009
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De Morgan lint nit. It's a thing.
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Replying to @Dev_Lurker
😅 That's when you realize the bug wasn't in the codebase. It was in the decisions that created it.
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Replying to @gesellix
@gesellix Thanks for your hard work on aftertouch! I built something you might like, a #dotnetmaui app that runs on Mac, iOS, Android and windows! when browsing works successfully I'll open source it!
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We made a fake repo with fake bounties, and the bots are applying fake PRs, so we know who is fake, and we can ban them from the Coolify repo. IQ over 1000
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Claude code source code has been leaked via a map file in their npm registry! Code: pub-aea8527898604c1bbb12468b…
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Use AI to accelerate momentum, not to outsource judgment.
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There won't be any guarantees 😅
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... this might become a playground for more: a web interface, a native GUI app for both desktop and mobile, a TUI, ...
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33 Décembre.
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"Our database won't scale". Database: - 40GB total data - 12 queries per second - 0 indexes on query columns - N+1 queries everywhere - 200ms average query time Solution: - Shard across 12 databases - Add read replicas - Implement caching layer - Switch to "web scale" NoSQL Actual solution: - Add 3 indexes - Fix the N+1 queries - 5ms query time - $40/month Postgres You don't have a scaling problem. You have a competence problem.
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What a privilege to be nominated, not only for 2025 GAME OF THE YEAR, but also TWELVE??!! TOTAL NOMINATIONS There are so many deserving, precious games from this year, and to be nominated among them makes us SO SO very whee 🥹 THANK YOU!!
Your nominees for GAME OF THE YEAR at #TheGameAwards 2025 on Thursday, December 11.
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Here's a look at the Most Nominated Games at #TheGameAwards Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is the most nominated game in TGA history with 12 nominations.
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I don't frequently write articles, but when I do, it's about slow and steady improvements: "The Long Road to Connection Hijacking for Docker in OkHttp" - gesellix.net/posts/connectio…
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A comic by Hugleikur Dagsson
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Tiger: I like my personal space 😑 Lion: I like your personal space as welI😁
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