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Jersey Shore night!

Only something i would frkn do.

Waited in line for an hr and made it all the way to the voting booths before realizing I didn’t have my frkn ID on me.

:D

Accidentally sent my boss a pic of this weekends beer tower

Anger has always been such a foreign emotion for me. Gonna bask in this feeling for a bit before i go to sleep and dream of kitties, seafood boil, and pixie hollow.

Coworker mentioned a ghost of my past earlier today and now I’m up at 2am experiencing an anger induced adrenaline rush over an event that happened 8 years ago in high school

I am 17 apples tall

Imagine ur partner got a tattoo of ur initials just over their booty hole. How would that make you feel?

Do u know anything about a giant deadly laser?

And a giant deadly laser

Ofcccc 💕

Hbd virgo baddie

Best form of defense for any house is to build a big ass wall and a moat.

If I buy a kindle then the books should be free. Or at least 50 percent off. Like what’s stopping me from buying a hardback right now. If the apocalypse starts and we don’t have electricity then you won’t even be able to charge it.

I’m never quick to anger until it’s time to put the duvet in the duvet cover

Death to all slick backs

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