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gezza

@gezzzzzza

Persian. In my life i love @LFC the most🧣. I do softwares for a living. Unironically an uncool guy.

Joined February 2016
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The sperms that support arsenal couldn't make it dad
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Baby: what team ? Dad I'm not gonna support that tin pot club with zero european royalty
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After three years of infertility, pregnancy loss and IVF… …we are finally looking forward to welcoming a new member to the team ❤️
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Don’t know if should i have a wank or not… on one hand i'm knackered, but on the other this might be a once in a lifetime opportunity and then i die in my sleep and can’t have a wank tomorrow
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Gm!
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If you support chelsea you're a rapist. Or racist? I couldn't remember
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Carrick was doing a carricking job at united 😞
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This the main reason i reckon. Jürgen traumatized them enough they simply cannot afford another battering 🧐
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Replying to @David_Ornstein @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC
It was obvious United were shitting themselves about getting battered at Anfield again so they sacked Carrick beforehand 🤣
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Replying to @David_Ornstein @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC
It was obvious United were shitting themselves about getting battered at Anfield again so they sacked Carrick beforehand 🤣
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I feel betrayed
David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) profile pictureDavid Ornstein
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🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…
Manchester United expected to sack Michael Carrick as head coach

Manchester United expected to sack Michael Carrick as head coach

United are in the Premier League's relegation zone after winning just one of their first 10 games this season.

nytimes.com
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I don’t know if Russell Brand’s a rapist or not but the fate of a bloke who twenty minutes after meeting a girl has her tongue up his arse couldn’t be better
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“Her Tongue was deep in his….” These are the sexy sordid details that Russel Brand just received 10 Years in Prison for something that happened decades ago:- @Shurikenblaster
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So. Much. Passion 😤 🔴 @LFC
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Stop praying to me about Man Utd! Some teams are just shit
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I told you. I know everything. Or honestly i just exclusively know that man utd are fucking shit 😆
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Villa still going to win imo
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Three more points 💪🏾🔴 Now, time for Uruguay! 🇺🇾
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Cunha in persian means "faggots"
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Villa still going to win imo
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