git commit -m “crimes”
From yesterday's exhibits in US v. Sam Bankman-Fried:
The prosecution shows that the "insurance fund" that FTX bragged about was fake, and just calculated by multiplying daily trading volume by a random number around 7500

ALT Github diff showing addition of code: def _get_change()-> Decimal: daily_volume = current_session().query(func.sum(Trade.size * Trade.price)).filter( Trade.created_at > datetime.now() - timedelta(days=1)).scalar() or Decimal() return f2d(numpy.random.normal(7500, 3000))* daily_volume / Decimal('1e9') @always_run_in_transaction(ro=False) def update_public_insurance_fund(): change = _get_change() sess = current_session() + public_insurance_fund = Public InsuranceFund.get(sess) sess.add(Public InsuranceFundChange(public_insurance_fund-public_insurance_fund, size-change)) public_insurance_fund.size += change sess.commit()
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this is very bad news for ppl whose sense of self-worth is entirely based on wearing a cool jacket
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Consensus folks out here getting margin called on airport wifi waiting for their delayed flight back to JFK
I can only assume @jack’s drafts are full of bangers like this that he couldn’t tweet while he was CEO
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