So-called Father of ActionScript. Also, father of three human children. Occasional build breaker at Zendesk. he/him
San Francisco, CA
Joined March 2008
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Gary Grossman retweeted
We need your help locating missing 12 yo Jewl Rayford. She is considered “at-risk” due to possible suspicious circumstances which are not being disclosed at this time.
If found, please call 911 and report her current location and physical description.➡️ bit.ly/44aEBJY
Gary Grossman retweeted
People are starting to say Elon Musk isn't actually a real engineer. But he definitely said "I don't know why people think Twitter is so complicated. I could fix it in like a weekend." And then proceeded to fuck everything up. That's exactly like an engineer.
.@missmollymary @saywhatagain If you’re flying out of Schiphol, get there >4 hrs early, that place is in a state of Armageddon.
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.@GreatDismal A future release of this is the high-rise-climbing backpack assassin from The Peripheral
A robot made of magnetic slime could be deployed inside the body to perform tasks such as retrieving objects swallowed by accident.
newscientist.com/article/231…
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10/10 would be indignantly saying “I told you I wanted us to eat at a FUSION restaurant tonight”
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.@missmollymary @saywhatagain Molly's Gender Chaos Tea. So good, President Joe Biden himself says you should have at least three
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Gary Grossman retweeted
Just had my first meeting in the Metaverse.
Here’s the top 16 reasons I’ll never take a meeting any other way:
@waze and @apple are correctly saying to use 101, but @googlemaps still is blissfully unaware that the Grapevine has been closed for hours due to heavy snow
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Gary Grossman retweeted
[New Post] Kidney Donor Chains rajivsethi.substack.com/p/ki… with some remarks on intellectual property rights and the Dawn Dorland story
I was getting ready to rip my iPhone SE 1st gen apart to replace the accesory cable and lo and behold the volume buttons not working was a bug and iOS 15.0.1 fixed it
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.@missmollymary the marketing goals word you were searching the memory banks for has got to be “conversion”
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Is “Zi Jingming” the China-bashing equivalent of calling Trump Drumpf or something
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Getting back in the car after taking all 3 kids to the dentist. “Wow,” I said, “Amazing. Nobody had any cavities.” Oldest: “We just pulled off the ultimate grift.”
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Maybe a real trend but interviewing a dozen founders and execs including the co-founder of friggin’ Palantir doesn’t seem like a solid means of establishing it nytimes.com/2021/01/14/techn…
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Almost a Trump tweet but a little bland; perhaps a belittling nickname and a dash of odd capitalization for flavor
Why is Georgia Secretary of State Raffensperger working so hard to add drop boxes and take other steps to make it harder for Republicans to win. Is he really that intimidated by Stacey Abrams?
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This is reminiscent of an old Onion article that went something like "US severs diplomatic ties with Symbionia," a nation geographically located at 1827 Golden Gate Ave in San Francisco. thehill.com/blogs/blog-brief…
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