John Egbert (@ghostliestTrick) profile picture

i prefer pesterchum. #parodystuck

my house
Joined December 2023
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might've taken me a little longer to get this picture out here, but here's my new outfit! apparently im a lord of breath? pretty proud of how far i've come to get to this point. all i've gotta do now is get rid of that trickster typheus guy, but i could use a break.
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i might have some explaining to do. soon. my fault.
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happy late-ish pride month. i only say late because usually people say it at the beginning of the month. silly me!
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im only getting me and dave posts today. any particular reason why?
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john egbert is still around. keeping you guys updated every fortnight.
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nope. No.
do you guys think john was a bedwetter growing up
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i forgot i had balloons on my profile today too. there are just so many other johns celebrating on here!
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holy fuck
because i know damn well john would make the beta kids play the ghostbusters just dance with him
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Replying to @ghostliestTrick
i drew you for your birthday
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are you guys gonna get me something for my birthday this year?
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i guess i used to?
John Egbert lives in 21605 SE 267th ST in Maple Valley, Washington @ghostliestTrick
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what can a lord of breath do?
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uh oh.
the worst thing you can be is 19 years old
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