Hey @comcast I heard a rumor once that you were an internet service provider but like most rumors that's totally false.
New Mexico is racking up the points with oddly named cities, I'm passing Zuzax now headed to Albuquerque.
So excited to have accepted an internship at the Late Late Show with James Corden for this summer in LA!!!
Wtf?!? I just found an InNOut in Texas!! Had I known I would have driven 150 miles to get it at least once a week
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Almond milk with just a touch of honey is just as good as a milkshake is what an asshole would say
Some people see the world as glass half empty, others see it as glass half full. I like to see it as glass full full
Is it weird how watching the rushing people of the Atlanta airport was perfectly accented by listening to Bombs over Baghdad?
Hello followers! In case you didnt know, there is a small black bear in the Warsaw Parking Deck!! Happy hunting!
Fair warning to the world, first person to try to make fun of me for the Dolphins game is getting punched in the face. You've been warned.