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Don't trust anything I say here, or at least trust it as much as you feel you should trust an anonymous account with a made up name and AI generated photo(s).
I'm incredibly honest in real life, but have the urge to tell a few 'changed to protect' stories while I'm still here.
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Well, yes, the entertainment industry is probably the second worst in the world for this. Honestly, can only think of one field that produces more predators.
I mean, what is it with so called politicians?
What is it with so called comedians?
From Jimmy Saville to Brand, Walliams and their pals. My guess is the latest injunction is a so called funny man.
They aren’t even remotely funny.
We saw in traitors that they aren’t even terribly nice people and spoilt a good show.
They dress in riduclous clothes.
Some pretend to be gay but are actually married with children.
They are fundamentally very weird people.
Never trust a comedian.
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Not to pile on Paddy even more, but his is a number of tweets displaying ignorance of how and when appeals against convictions are allowed. It worries me that juries fond people guilty where they're not certain so that someone else can review the evidence.
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If you live in England and Wales, you need to know about the legal system. Even if you're not passing yourself off as a journalist or someone with the capacity to live independently, you should know the basics.
Russell Brand would have an excellent chance of overturning his conviction on appeal. There is plenty of reasonable doubt and even an untrained eye can see that his conviction is unsafe. #RussellBrandtrial
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Never explain.
In a crowded pub in London many years ago.
'Why do you support the Minnesota Vikings?' someone asks.
'I like the colour purple.'
Everyone in the entire pub seems to stop talking at that moment.
'Plus their defense fucking kicks ass,' I add.
Hub-bub restarts.
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I'm sure he's just doing his job, but it must be troubling if you're a barrister in this type of case to know that basically doing your job leads to rapists being found not guilty. Not talking about Brand. I haven't heard the evidence, but generally, it must be the worst part. 1/
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I was in court and this man most certainly did not get ejected because he was not an approved journalist. He got ejected because he continually and loudly passed wind until he soiled himself. The worst thing I have ever smelt in my life.
I've just been ejected from Court Number 2 where Tommy @TRobinsonNewEra is expecting his verdict.
I sat in the press section & they asked me to move on. I suggested only state approved journalists are allowed? A little shit from MSM said yes.
I said, "Like the Soviet Union & NAZI Germany?"
He looks like someone who, rightly or wrongly, actually understands the issues and believes he knows what to do about them. It might be brave, but it's also the kind of thing that might make people understand that there are serious people in politics who respect voters.
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Being a Police Officer in America must be so easy. I mean, you just go to Zelnick comedy show and ask for a show of hands. Have I missed the point? Is he the Johnny Cash of stand up comedy who's doing his shows from Folsom prison?
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Probably my favourite version. It's much less bombastic than Olivier's or Branagh's.
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