𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔳𝔦𝔰𝔠𝔢𝔯𝔞 𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔪𝔢 𝔦𝔫—— ———[ Full Moon Event ]

Ahuh Ahuh. [ ✍🏼 ]

[ cough cough fist cough. ] . . .look I had a sug*r d*ddy for like. Six months. Anyway. I feel like we’d be missing out on something, I can definitely demolish just. So much. Just surprised. Any particular reason this is coming up?

I’m just kinda boggled I’m no’ going to lie. No’ every day yeh get asked to scarf on cam, yeh know? [ Gentle squeeze of the hands. ] God I hope no’. I can’t sell pics of me rubbing my arse on a pepperoni pie again.

I know I don’t /have/ to but it could be interesting.

I slept. I promise. [ He said. Like a liar. He spent all night digging holes all over the damn place. Crashed for maybe an hour under a park bench. Got woken up by cops telling him please sir move along. ] ‘M so functional. [ Do not let him near the equipment or radio tower. ]

. . .huh. I mean I don’t know, really? I got regular work to do but I guess it’s doable and it’s not really like… …you know. Don’t think I can get in trouble for adult content over it. I guess we could. You planning on doing the camera work…?

No, no, I like onions. Garlic. Important for flavoring. Just another allergy on the list. And raw they make my nose sting. But also. Why?

. . .you and me? [ 100% knew it was going to be something at least a little silly ] Why? What would we even eat?

…ahuh. Okay. I’m listening.

?? Yeah? What’s up?

You think so? Because I feel cool as shit right now, Captain. I’m not gonna lie.

Curious head tilting. First one way, then the other, lightly scratching at his jaw as he regards her curiously. “Scares yeh? Why? Yeh religious?”

Casually sliding @Shadow0n3 a scotch. And a takeout box with a steak and green beans and loaded potatoes. Another box with peach pie. Definitely NOT sucking up.