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Portland, Oregon
Joined June 2009
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If lining up and driving into the car wash track was an Olympic event, I’d win gold.
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My Father’s Place in the AM feels like Pulp Fiction. I’m into it.
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"This is why you come to Oregon." #GoDucks
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"Oh, don't mind Randy and Clarence. They just got back from three tours of duty in Whitemanistan"
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Mike Burnett and @thrashermag are keeping the fire alive. I’m all about it. Recent account in the latest mag says it all, setting “a small brick in the weird and beautiful sculpture that is skateboarding culture.” Brody Nitro would be proud. Keep it up. I’m still stoked, fwiw.
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Hahaha Trump 2024. Such a jackass. “Absolutely no redeeming qualities.” But I’m calling it. That dipshit will be our President again. This is America.
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I just remembered that Jeremy Reeves is my favorite skater.
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WA does not deserve to be in the #CFPChampionship, despite their record. They barely eked out wins all season, against unranked opponents in a comparatively weak conference that everyone knew was folding. Yet here they are. 🤦‍♂️. I wish them the worst.
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Old man Potter can suck it. Merry Christmas.
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I don’t have kids. But I’m a taxpayer who cares about my community. The Portland teacher strike affected all of us. On the @wweek site, MG about sums it up:
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nor have I forgot how they refused to open the schools even after cutting line on vaccinations. I’m sure being a teacher in Portland is very hard and there are a lot of reforms needed. Thinking that parents and kids will piss away their futures to help them throw a temper tantrum
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about that is a ridiculous misstep that their own union clearly baited them into. Just a shameful performance all around. Glad they got their raise. My kids certainly didn’t get a brighter future.”
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The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m in the basement, drinking until I fall asleep. My wife is crying, begging me to come upstairs & watch a Muppet Christmas Carol with my family. “I don’t care if I die tonight” I whisper.
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Huck em. Forever and ever. Both meetups this season were good games. But the Ls still sting dangit. Whatever. Shoulda coulda woulda. So it goes.
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All the PAC12 mascots are in the corner cheering on ever play… and it’s just really sinking in, this is over. The PAC12 is over after this. I’m glad they’re all here.
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