I suck at VGC.

Philadelphia, PA
Joined July 2023
I’ll call her whatever she wants me to call her idc what her real name is
tell me her name without googling it
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Every time I see a screenshot from this game it’s always a character saying something batshit insane
this is a normal thing people say
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glitchy retweeted
So my sister was bored and decided to draw this
Nevermind I came up with something even better
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Studying for two college exams in the next two days while trying to teambuild for an upcoming Pokemon VGC local and now the government is talking about some “global war power grid shutdown”
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BECAUSE THEYRE PEAK also they’re always ready to kill someone
why does game freak love the swords of justice so much. they're in the SWSH, SV, and Z-A dlc. why. they're so forgettable
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glitchy retweeted
ゲームの秋
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Do I run Mega Altaria in the Global Challenge next weekend? I think they could be the sauce.
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So my sister was bored and decided to draw this
Nevermind I came up with something even better
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Unskippable thumbnail
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YOU LITTLE BASTARD. YOU FUCKED MY WIFE
Everyone is posting their favorite South Park clips so here’s one of mine.
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So Dream likely cheated in a duel with a man’s career on the line, got his ass kicked, and then manipulated Techno’s dad into letting him make a “good faith” music video about it where he wheeled around Techno’s coffin after he died of cancer. Actual fucking psychopath if true.
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I could lowkey send Glitchy Productions a “pilot” of me pissing for 20 minutes straight and it’d get greenlit if it got enough views and merch sales
Replying to @Smogolem
Like instead of judging pilots behind closed doors like actual tv companies and providing feedback they purely base it on views, merch, and internet clout points
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Happy world Snow Leopard Day
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anipoke twitter: WHICH one of these ten year old girls is destiny bonded FOR LIFE to the ten year old boy she crushed on for LIFE ?? pokemon games twitter: how many plastic water bottles do you guys think lance can fit up his asshole
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They know pilots can be rejected right?
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glitchy retweeted
Replying to @glitchy_potat
Look at stupid edit I made lmao
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hi I'm glitchy from twitter and this is my shitty #DeathBattle pitch that entirely hinges on grain of salt dex entries and a Kyruem upscale:
So I realized my favorite Pokemon is kinda just Trunks and it’s raw af: - mentored as a kid to achieve a powered-up form that grows out their hair - fights a villain that fuses with their "siblings" to become whole (Kyreum/Cell) - last of their kind - swords - future androids😭
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This still kills me like yeah you go girl slay in that child abductor dress 😭
She’s been my fav Pokemon character for awhile, but I only just realized that it’s kinda insane to have designed your contest dress after a Pokemon line that is said to abduct children. It’s like wearing Jeffrey Epstein’s shirt to a fashion show.
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Replying to @glitchy_potat
"Vive la France" Yeah get their ass Glass Joe
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Everyone popped their ult
Well maybe I shouldn’t pick up entirely random books anymore
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