Gina. Painter/ Writer/ Art- @glove_example. Grief - @griefisodd
Joined May 2013
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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun” - Translation: You should seek medical attention.
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When I’m listening to my friend’s 3 minute voice note like it’s a phone call and I’m trying to keep track of all the data points I’ll have to consider when I send my response
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Just heard someone turn down after-work plans because they have an avocado at home that’s about to go bad
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“Have you had a chance to read my email?”
“When did you send it?”
“Just now”
“Well… I guess we’ll have to go with ‘no’ in that case, won’t we?”
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Gonna be impossible to say the words King Charles without adding the word Spaniel on the end I’m afraid
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Just had someone ask me “what kind of adult wears pyjamas?!” so can we get a retweet from every adult currently enjoying their pyjamas please?
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Sometimes you think to yourself “I need a change in my life”. Then you go to your local supermarket and they’ve swapped everything around and you realise things were fine as they were.
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Someone told me that if you close your eyes, Rishi sounds like Will from The Inbetweeners and now I can't unhear it.
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Common British lies:
1. I'm fine
2. It’s fine
3. I was just doing it now
4. I didn't get your text
5. That's nice
6. I've had a lovely time
7. I’m busy tonight
8. That’s interesting
9. I’d love to
10. I'm sorry
11. That was fun
12. I’ll see you soon
13. We should do this again
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At the end of the last episode of Neighbours they should dissolve then fade in Bouncer waking up from a nap, having dreamt the entire 40-year saga, including his dream-within-a-dream
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Anyone who hasn’t been rotating between 3 or 5 pieces of clothing for the past 2 years is a psychopath.
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Who’s already in their pyjamas?
#NewYearsEve
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It’s nearly time to completely discount all those times you said “let’s do something in the new year!”