So like if I were to switch to mastodon, it’s only offering me European servers, which cool fine but my German is not what it once was.
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When irocker tells you to destroy your iSUP with 2 good months in the season and they’ll get you a replacement in “6 months or so”
Sometimes I think about this show I played in a chainmail bra and how of one band’s merch girl felt the need to tell me emphatically over and over that I looked so good, even though I was “a big girl”— whomever and wherever you are, drunk girlfriend, fuck you.
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You know how you know who your best girlfriends are? They notice you got your hair done *after* you’ve washed out the salon blowout.
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Im real sick of all these mfers who are like “NY/SF is the only place worth living” by shitting on all other places where people have lower COL and higher QOL. No zealot like a convert, right?
Dear tennis friends considering a UTR flex league: I did it so you don’t have to. Ask me about the surly teenager I played and his mom. And save your $$$
TFW you realize, definitively that pet insurance is a scam. @Lemonade_Inc denied 100% of a claim for a freak accident at the vet because the boi was there for a dental, and they won't cover dental, or anything related to it. >:(
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Apparently Amazon did not secure the rights to massive attacks teardrop for House’s intro. It’s weird.
My partner and I took home covid tests. His is +, mine is -, we both feel shitty so we mask up and make PCR appointments 10 mins apart. His 1st PCR came back 46 hours later. Mine 55 hours later. His 2nd was back 17 hours later. My 2nd is still not processed. Wtf?
BS retweeted
Roe v. Wade is based on the 'right to privacy.' If the majority opinion by SCOTUS suggests that the constitution does not protect the right to privacy... that affects a WHOLE lot of other decisions. Buckle up - this is the beginning of a lot of potential ugliness.
A thread.