Graham Malazdrewicz

TSA (w/hand down my pants): "Why take the pat-down?" Me: "Because a highly invasive search should feel awkward for both of us."

I'm late to this one, but this videogame trailer full-on gave me goosebumps and just about made me cry: http://bit.ly/dZipbc

Whatever happened to Kriss Kross? I'd like to think they eventually started solving mysteries together.

my GOD THIS IS THE LONGEST COMMERCIAL EVER! ...Wait. What? it's a Lady Gaga video? Well that explains... absolutely nothing.