Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @BalvenieUK 30 Year Old from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/wh…
...and yet - our neighbour spoke to @NorfolkPolice at Wymondham about where he could turn in knives. Person he spoke to in control room didn't know and suggested he put them in the bin! Astonishing. @NorfolkPCC norfolk.police.uk/news/norfo…
Police close road after 'collision'
Why all the quote marks @BBCNews - what causes you to doubt the report from Norfolk Police? bbc.com/news/articles/cyx0p2…
Stephen retweeted
THOU SHALT NOT PASS 🤚
@zoealdcroft_'s tackle stats for @gloshartpury in @ThePWR were just bonkers 🤯
Via @OptaJonny 📊
Ignore @TfL website - severe delays westbound on the Elizabeth line.
Just in case you're still short of reports of this.. @NorfolkPolice @NSRAPT @NorfolkPCC edp24.co.uk/news/24380926.ca…
Seems astonishing to me that with all the data @GoogleAds have on me, their choice of ads on @YouTube is SO POOR. Was honestly shocked today when I actually saw my first advert that is for a product that I might ACTUALLY buy!
So, for all its much vaunted AI, @googlemaps still can’t differentiate genuine reviews from those that “violate Google’s policies”.
Astonishing.
Got a strange email from you @CostaCoffee - “Tooley Street” isn’t my local Costa (in fact, pretty sure I’ve never been there). Might want to let the marketing team know that their targeting went wrong somewhere.
Apparently @Ofwat "has so far pushed back on substantial bill increases" - I'd love to know what their definition of "substantial" is!
My father's @AnglianWater bill is 38.5% more next year than this - truly scandalous...
Oliver Bearman comprehensively demonstrating why John Elkann shouldn't be in charge of a paper bag - let alone Ferrari...







