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West London
Joined June 2009
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Already gone to waste @waitrose
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Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @BalvenieUK 30 Year Old from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/wh…
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...and yet - our neighbour spoke to @NorfolkPolice at Wymondham about where he could turn in knives. Person he spoke to in control room didn't know and suggested he put them in the bin! Astonishing. @NorfolkPCC norfolk.police.uk/news/norfo…
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Apparently I can get a free bet “up to £0” with @bet365 …
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THOU SHALT NOT PASS 🤚 @zoealdcroft_'s tackle stats for @gloshartpury in @ThePWR were just bonkers 🤯 Via @OptaJonny 📊
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Ignore @TfL website - severe delays westbound on the Elizabeth line.
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Seems astonishing to me that with all the data @GoogleAds have on me, their choice of ads on @YouTube is SO POOR. Was honestly shocked today when I actually saw my first advert that is for a product that I might ACTUALLY buy!
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So, for all its much vaunted AI, @googlemaps still can’t differentiate genuine reviews from those that “violate Google’s policies”. Astonishing.
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Got a strange email from you @CostaCoffee - “Tooley Street” isn’t my local Costa (in fact, pretty sure I’ve never been there). Might want to let the marketing team know that their targeting went wrong somewhere.
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Apparently @Ofwat "has so far pushed back on substantial bill increases" - I'd love to know what their definition of "substantial" is!
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My father's @AnglianWater bill is 38.5% more next year than this - truly scandalous...
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Oliver Bearman comprehensively demonstrating why John Elkann shouldn't be in charge of a paper bag - let alone Ferrari...
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