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hannah

@gnomewitchh

bagel enthusiast -- historian -- woody allen's self proclaimed arch nemesis -- she/her/hers

 Boston, MA
edelwoodcrochet.etsy.com
Joined August 2015
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Them: have you been watching anything good lately? Me:
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writing a cover letter
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massachusetts
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going into autumn has me feeling like this hobbit with his pumpkin
Image from anna 🏹 (@myelessar)
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i think we are overdue for a harpsichord revival
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yelling “sing, my angel of music” to the frog loudly croaking outside my window
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Weather app: Rain expected for the next 6.5 hours. Me:
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Chiquitita literally tell me what tf is wrong
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I don't want to work in an office I want to have a mysterious and wealthy patron who lets me occupy a wing of their manor in exchange for producing 2-3 paintings a year and attending extravagant social gatherings as a curiosity
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there is a little roomba in my brain bonking into the corner again and again instead of going around and cleaning up the bad thoughts
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Call me old-fashioned, but I believe some intimate things should be reserved for marriage. A man should wait until his wedding night to untie the green ribbon around his wife’s neck and let her head tumble to the ground.
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can't wait to meet you! i'll be the one swinging a lantern to and fro asking who goes there
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pov: you're reading harrow the ninth
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I'm the dusty abandoned dungeon skeleton gripping an ancient tome with some irrelevant lore
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Happy international Women’s Day
Image from 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS)
Image from 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS)
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normalize asking bartenders if they’ve “heard any rumours lately” so they can give you a fun little side quest
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a relationship should be 50/50. you take me to the museum and i point at all the weird little guys in the paintings and say “that’s you”
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“what’s stopping you from-” listen i am so so sleepy
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no one talk to me I just discovered there is an extinct and endangered craft list. I'm gonna go learn hazel basket weaving real fast
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