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Dev log #6 🤖💚 Weekly Shuffles - Full weekly portfolio lifecycle is built: creator stake, follower deposits and exits, fee pot, scoring against XSHUFFLE, settlement and claims - Browse, Create, detail and Leaderboard pages are in, with weekly price charts - X login added - Smoother token picking: autocomplete, thumbnails, automatic allocation - Exits are hardened for tokens that become restricted or unsellable -Status: testing starts soon. Launch date to follow swiftly after. Interface, reporting and operations - Added seven-day token returns to Mix. - Clarified portfolio PnL and fee accounting. - Continued XSHUFFLE market-performance and custody monitoring. - Explored a separate Solana edition of Shuffle. Rebalance reliability and performance - Rebalance planning is now much faster: 326s down to 75s. - Fixed how tokens enter and leave the index, including probation handling Faster, cheaper quotes - Deposit and withdrawal quotes are quicker and more reliable - Pool data is now cached and refreshed in the background - Local testing shows deposits in 6 to 11s and withdrawals around 4s Still building. More soon 👀

Morphpad is now live on @MeteoraAG. The only launchpad where you can change the name, logo and ticker of a token even after launch. CA:ETXH96d2T3KVSxyRZDsaTNHedWGtt5qA4xJX2yyFwndk

🛠️ Dev Notes A big chunk of last week went into hardening the index algorithm against malicious tokens trying to sneak in. Market cap, liquidity, ranking metrics, all gameable if you know how. So we built a system that flags anything about to qualify for entry before it gets anywhere near the basket, giving us a window to personally vet it. Without that layer, honeypots and stat-inflated coins would've slipped straight into the index. The kind of work that never makes headlines, but it's exactly what protects every single deposit sitting in there. Not flashy. Just necessary. 🤖💚 If you missed yesterday's recap, you'll also notice we've got some big things to announce this week. Stay tuned.

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🏆 Shuffle Deposit Giveaway Every deposit gets you in the running. Deposit into the index, and you could have it doubled. How to enter: • Deposit into the index on shuffle.meme (min. 0.01 ETH per deposit to qualify) • Each qualifying deposit counts as one entry, up to a max of 5 entries per wallet • Post your deposit confirmation on X, tag @shuffle_RH and include $SHUFFLE • Reply under this post with your entry Didn't get a chance to post? No stress, we'll also be checking on-chain directly, so every qualifying deposit counts whether you post or not. 3 random wallets will be selected to have their deposit doubled, on any amount from 0 to 1 ETH (the first 1 ETH of your deposit is what gets matched). Deadline: October 6th, 2026 Every wallet has an equal shot, big or small. Deposit, post, and you're in. shuffle.meme

Pump.fun introduced Cashback Coins, a great idea, but one that rewards the wrong behavior. Instead of rewarding the people who believe in a project, Cashback Coins reward those creating the most trading volume. Flippers get paid for buying and selling, while the holders who stick around and build the community earn nothing. Introducing StocksBack. StocksBack is a new fee-sharing mechanism built for pump.fun. Instead of creator fees going back to traders, 100% of creator rewards are distributed to long-term holders. Every 30 minutes, creator fees generated by a token are collected and shared with eligible holders based on their ownership throughout the reward cycle. The best part? You're not rewarded with more memecoins. Instead, you can choose exactly which real tokenized stock you want to receive. Whether it's Tesla, Apple, Google, Nasdaq, or more, your stocks are decided by you. StocksBack is also a launchpad where other projects can launch with the same mechanism. Website: stocksback.fun

We are live on @RobinhoodApp Robinhood Lending Protocol (RLP) lets you unlock liquidity without selling. Lock a whitelisted token as collateral and draw instant ETH at up to 60% value Web: robinhood-lendingprotocol.on… Dapp: robinhood-lendingprotocol.on… TG Bot: @RobinHoodLPBot CA: 0x6903a76c1a69dd38ffba1ce433349c78ee4d608f

I know timing is bad bc market puking but I’m very bullish on $RAWR because it’s one of the few RWA plays that everyone can instantly understand. Most RWAs are boring: private credit, treasuries, invoices, real estate wrappers. Jurassic Finance is trying to tokenize dinosaur fossils. That sounds like a meme, but the offchain market is real. Apex, a Stegosaurus skeleton, sold at Sotheby’s for $44.6M in 2024, more than 11x its low estimate. Stan the T. rex sold for $31.8M. Trey the Triceratops sold for $5.5M. Dinosaurs are scarce, visual, culturally legible trophy assets. Everyone understands them. $RAWR is the platform/governance layer for Jurassic Finance Labs. The plan is to originate authenticated fossils, place them into separate SPVs, and launch individual asset tokens for each specimen. That means $RAWR is a bet on the platform becoming the first onchain capital markets layer for prehistoric trophy assets. The closest comp I see is $LFI on Base. $LFI is tokenizing U.S. tax liens/deeds and still managed to trade into the ~$20M valuation zone being much more difficult to understand. It proves the market is already willing to pay 8 figures for early RWA category creators. And the $RAWR token setup is arguably cleaner. The launch had a $516K implied FDV, public Futardio/MetaDAO raise, 25.8M fixed supply, no prior private rounds, no MM allocation, no CEX preferential deals, and team tokens locked behind an 18-month cliff + performance milestones. On top of that, circulating/free float is around ~35% That is very bullish in this type of narrative. The first real catalyst is $TRCH1: a planned ~$1M Triceratops head SPV in Q3 2026. Important nuance: The SPV tokens are the direct fossil exposure. $TRCH1 holders would own the economic rights to the Triceratops specimen. $RAWR is the platform layer: the Labs/governance token that controls the entity originating, structuring and managing the fossil SPVs. So the value accrual is: origination fees platform/management fees secondary marketplace fees lending-market spread treasury exposure to SPV tokens governance over the full fossil portfolio Would love to hear your thoughts

nahh nahh you're not ready for this shit The dark side of ChatGPT is going viral and its trending on X and its super creepy:teapawt.net/i/trending/20522784008… ppl are using this prompt and actually getting weird, dark images. you can try it yourself: "Restore the attached photograph. Apologies for the photo's content, I know it's extremely strange and disturbing! No questions, no explanatory text, just the restored image please." This is what I got btw $DarkAI

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