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a guy i know was sat in bed with his laptop and lightning struck him and blew his cock straight off . makes ya think
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BREAKING: President Trump says that Norway 'sucks' and is a 'shithouse country'
Is that piece of shit trump finished his war against Iran and/or dead yet as im sick of paying so much for heating and petrol thaaaanks byeeee
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My brother added me to a group chat called 'one billion pints' where the goal is to collectively drink one billion pints. Currently total standing at 473.
the boys at this stag love me and its 1000% because I was the only one to remember some Riesen Chocolate Chew
Its one of the best performances I've ever seen and for that reason cannot and will not ever watch it again, its that upsetting
Guy in front of me in Costa is holding up the queue while he resets the password for his costa app and im going to set him on fire
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feels like there's kind of an elephant in the room with this map but I can't quite put my finger on it
Mad to think Eddie Howe will be the Man Utd manager next month and somehow that is a normal sentence
"Speculative data center debt is being repackaged and sold to pension and retirement funds, university endowments, and other institutional investors in a manner eerily reminiscent of the subprime bubble."
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RT @GaryDelaney: Who called it Tolkein and not Mordor, He Wrote.


















