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Important news from Tajikistan, where top action star Steven Seagal intends to open a sushi restaurant on the 70th floor of what will become Central Asia's tallest building. Paging @maxseddon instagram.com/p/DfhwAcvDU5N/…
Cheating with a lady who has the same last name as you is smart because maybe people won't notice it's not your wife. just as long as she's not also a PRC intelligence asset
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I hope people are able to recall some of my positive traits when I’m eventually involved in a road rage incident
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(after putting 1000gb of personal data into a giant whirring super computer) you're attracted to... bleep bloop...brunettes
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We are going to deep fry RFK jr in beef tallow at a tailgate for the Washington Vaccines
what's that ed sheeran song that's like "when your legs don't work like they used to before and you can't jerk me off with your feet"
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Perfect angle for your selfie video ma’am. Political opinions aside, you have mastered the medium.
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73 year-old lady I volunteer with told me I was looking “trim,” then assured me, “don’t worry, you’re still not my type.” then I asked her what her type was, exactly, and she said “Reacher.”
It’s crazy how everybody is so annoying and yet I am one of the select few non-annoying people through sheer luck.
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people just respect you more when you can regularly play a 53% accurate game on chessdot.com
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yes that’s called “hardcore music” and it’s what young men used to do in this country before the CIA built adin ross
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Absurd and outrageous that you need to put yourself in debt to acquire fundamental life skills that really should be taught in middle or high school
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loved YOU CAN SEE ANYTHING (2026) but... the film failed to conclusively demonstrate that any of the tech actually works. like... it kinda all hinges on whether or not Theranos is real














