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model/mental illness advocate

florida
Joined April 2009
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Important news from Tajikistan, where top action star Steven Seagal intends to open a sushi restaurant on the 70th floor of what will become Central Asia's tallest building. Paging @maxseddon instagram.com/p/DfhwAcvDU5N/…
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Cheating with a lady who has the same last name as you is smart because maybe people won't notice it's not your wife. just as long as she's not also a PRC intelligence asset
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I hope people are able to recall some of my positive traits when I’m eventually involved in a road rage incident
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(after putting 1000gb of personal data into a giant whirring super computer) you're attracted to... bleep bloop...brunettes
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I think LinkedIn should require you to be crying in your profile photo
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Smoking weed wit the Bug people
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We are going to deep fry RFK jr in beef tallow at a tailgate for the Washington Vaccines
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don't blame me, i voted for Bongrip the Weedhog the weed smoking hedgehog
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what's that ed sheeran song that's like "when your legs don't work like they used to before and you can't jerk me off with your feet"
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Perfect angle for your selfie video ma’am. Political opinions aside, you have mastered the medium.
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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73 year-old lady I volunteer with told me I was looking “trim,” then assured me, “don’t worry, you’re still not my type.” then I asked her what her type was, exactly, and she said “Reacher.”
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I slimed out my work uncle.
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It’s crazy how everybody is so annoying and yet I am one of the select few non-annoying people through sheer luck.
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being a genius is more difficult than a lot of people realize
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people just respect you more when you can regularly play a 53% accurate game on chessdot.com
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yes that’s called “hardcore music” and it’s what young men used to do in this country before the CIA built adin ross
Turnstile songs are 3 minutes of the same riff and Brendan Yates saying some shit like “the power of friendship keeps me alive/separate my friend group I’ll probably die”
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I will switch up on my dentist at the drop of a hat
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Absurd and outrageous that you need to put yourself in debt to acquire fundamental life skills that really should be taught in middle or high school
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loved YOU CAN SEE ANYTHING (2026) but... the film failed to conclusively demonstrate that any of the tech actually works. like... it kinda all hinges on whether or not Theranos is real
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Tinashe needs a man who will show her on cinema
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