Oracle of Delphi

So you have magical "saints" that all are dead? No offense, but wouldn't it be better if they were immortal?

Pythagoras wasn't brilliant, he just did a lot of three ways.

Who will defend your wildlife now, America?

Wow America, turning our democracy idea into a high concept performance art reality tv show was a bold move.

In retrospect, we really should have had assigned a God to unleveraged debt.

This year, give the gift of gods. We have, like, about a hundred to choose from. Some of them barely used!

We should have come up with some commandments. Or at least a mission statement. Damn!

We were all on our corporate offsite for 6 months. Did we miss anything?

We have a long tradition of taking in people from the Middle East.

Happy Independence Day! Now enjoy your weekend as we control your every thought and desire.

Do you REALLY think ONE God could create this much mess?

His name is Eros. Traitor. teapawt.net/raciccarone/status/600…

What do @cyndilauper, @LanceBass & Aprhodite have in common? They've all been on @ChiliCru 92262. teapawt.net/chilicru/status/605488…

We get asked a lot who we pray to when we need help. Truth is, most of us are Scientologists.

Also, happy birthday to the man behind the gods @raciccarone. There are no photos of you to post or we would.

Happy birthday, Zeus. Olympus wouldn't be the same without you. @thebjornjohnson teapawt.net/godsdotcom/status/6033…

Everyone on the bus, we're relocating to Tennessee. #parthenon #Nashville #tech

We're having a sale on Dieties this week! 20% off all major gods. 50% off all Demi-gods and muses! Take one for a test prayer today!

Be your own hotspot.

International Women's Day is drawing to a close. It's still not too late to purchase one at our special discounted price!