Andrew Parker

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

seriously the amount of time I spend just imagining and re-imagining totally made-up scenarios in my head has got to be unhealthy

When my fridge is empty so is my heart.

I fell in love with you... not sure why or even how.

i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lol

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

God created the world in 7 days? well it took 9 months to create me so clearly i’m a big deal .