Sean Montgomery

Now THAT was funny.

Always improving the Halloween playlist. music.apple.com/us/album/mon…

When prediction markets are breaking national news, we might be doomed.

I don’t know what big candy has against Bottle Caps. They can’t be found anywhere in town. Fortunately there is the internet for our candy freedoms.

Hear me out….Next up on MTVai, the founding fathers singing “Bye Bye Bye” You know you’d watch it.

The @saints are going to kill me this year. I know we weren’t supposed to be good, but stop hyping me up. Katrina Game 20th anniversary in the dome. 😔 Paris game. France. The connection. 😢 Can’t we just have the normal disappointment we’re all used to? #WhoDat

The intelligent banter is why I stay around here. I ♥️ Twitter 4ever

When you get up in the middle of the night to pee like the old man you are and you think “huh, I didn’t realize that sushi had asparagus in it.”

You know you’re an old Halloween dad when you say “Now that’s a good price on a skeleton.”

There might be more @BuffaloBills fans at the @Raiders game than Raiders fans.

Who needs the new @tesla roadster. Apparently you can achieve the same effect with a Farmall tractor.

Dear Hungarian bartender at the Bellagio. Thank you for basically saying we haven’t lived and have wasted our life if we haven’t been to Bryce and Zion national parks. After sleeping on it you’re right. I think we’ll head that way next spring. Oh and I didn’t have the heart to tell you that AI is going to crush your dream of becoming a JavaScript programmer. I’m sorry.

These $17 dollar Japanese @lays better be good. As the girl that sold it to me said “it’s international”.

I will be taking one of these while I’m here. #Cybercab

The back and neck strain in this video from everyone hunched over such a tiny device hurts me to even watch it. Don’t get me started on the amount of touching. The thing is going to be disgusting in the kitchen. Version 1 is not it. Actually rather disappointing. Keeping my old Echo Show 10 that follows me around giving me my morning news, while I make my coffee, and take my old man vitamins. I know it’s spying on me, but who cares.

So my two favorite places. Orange Beach,AL and Vegas are both, at the same time, in hurricane paths. Maybe it’s me. That being said, I’m safe, unfortunately not in either of my happy places.

“You got that big boy.” Ditka was awesome. While we didn’t have the greatest record under him, I’m glad he was our @Saints coach for a while. #WhoDat #RIPDitka

arguably one of the best sci-fi movies Kaaaahhhhnnnn! youtu.be/_xqe0rCw1Zs?is=C_W9… via @YouTube

Well us @Saints fans definitely have tears in our eyes, but unfortunately not for the #Domecoming memories. #WhoDat

If I’m already bawling 15 minutes before the @Saints game, it’s going to be a long night. #WhoDat #Domecoming