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Right next phase in the tumultuous ramshackle journey that is my culinary career - we go to Skool
skool.com/food-cooking-2213
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Foodbank research shows nearly ⅓ of households face food insecurity, seven in 10 experienced food insecurity for the first time within the past year. reports.foodbank.org.au/wp-c…
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god i miss when i could just buy something and it wouldn't generate 50 fucking emails in my inbox
The other two teams will need to serve up turds on a plate to get worse.
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You can't reheat beurre blanc sauce but you can use the leftovers as a compound butter, or add it to t purée.
Well that pastry is borked.
Why not just shove it into the tin? Because that pastry will shrink and look distorted.
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They just left the tuna naked?
Suspect that's a dish they've eaten but never prepared before.
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Tuna tartare
Birria tacos
Apple tart with caramel sauce & vanilla ice cream.
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