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i wish i could pick and choose my parts trade a singing saw for my possum heart

C’mon skinderson!

haunted by the look in my eyes that would’ve loved you for a lifetime

just a burger? robin it’s so much more than just a burger. this is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, robin, this is god. speaking to us through food

he pushed her in. and then he pulled her out. all her life, lydia would remember one thing. all his life, nath would remember another.

'i'm just gonna call Carl.' 'oh shit we haven't even tried calling Carl!' 'Have we not called him at all?'

i won’t be straight-manned by you

‘tell me child, do you reckon with the wild? do you flirt with the bizarre? beckon the uncharted?’ ‘i’ve been known to occasionally look away into the distance’

but the blood in the water is the blood of my brother we both learned it didn’t mean a thing in the end if one was thicker than the other

okay is wonderful

‘i still don’t know which one it is’ ‘berenstein or berenstain? i think it’s stain.’ ‘no!’ ‘darling what’s the matter? did you have money riding on it or something?’ ‘no it’s just everytime it’s not the one i think it is i think, ooh. got me again, mandela.’

and it hurts to miss you but it’s worse to know that i’m the reason you won’t come home

i am the righteous hand of god and i am the devil that you forgot

If you’re not careful, time will take away everything that ever hurt you, everything you ever lost, and replace it with knowledge. Time is a machine: it will convert your pain into experience.

and Arthur had tried being good, and it hadn’t worked, so that left only greatness. Perfection. If only, if only Arthur had had a father there to say, it’s all right, this is good enough. You can stop now, I will love you whatever happens, whatever you do, whoever you are.

there ain't no moon tonight, it's hard for me to see but if i could catch a glimpse of you it helps me feel at ease it helps me sleep

you know who i am i am your apple

you will dig until your own hands are bleeding because the second you slow down, you will have to deal with the fact that he's not coming home.

‘What would you most like to find in a lovely field?’ ‘bear with me on this one. It’s a dead body.’

goddammit i was worth something i fucking learned something i had my cake i ate it it ate me too