Alright, enough Teasing. 🌙 Last night I conducted a covert mission - infiltrate The Goblinn. 💉 Taffy's been doing some highly un-ethical stuff in there, and someone had to expose it; secondary onbjective: if I could, rescue some Protogoobs. 🔮 He's got them locked down tight! But I managed to get a picture of the Quartz Form! 📸 I didn't turn flash off though and I nearly got caught! 💥 Luckily the Quartz guy went full meltdown and distracted Taffy and his Interns. 🔍 Here's what I found!

Ios Issue fixed, who's ready to Goob? @TopGobs @theruggerdev @chipm0nkey @MindMakesMatter @goobaloos @notapunkscult @kilkennyrules

Gm! I got it! Ol'Taffy couldn't catch me, even when he set his guard Goats on me! I present, The Root Form! Try harder to keep me out of The Goblinn @TopGobs

GM @ApeChainHUB Been pushin’ the ProtoGoobs harder lately… tryin’ to see what they become. Last night, just past midnight — ⚡ a flash. A shadow. Gone before I could grab my hammer. Didn’t catch a face. But someone was there. Watchin’. Maybe documenting things IDK 🧐 With all this chirpin’ on X — eyes are wanderin’. 👀 Security at The Goblinn’s gettin’ an upgrade. 🔒 Ain’t just gold worth stealin’ anymore.

Whew 🥵 It’s been a long, grueling day in the lab, but the first #ProtoGoobReport is in. 🧪 We’re labeling this initial form Quartz. 💎 Looks powerful. Feels promising. If we can recreate this consistently… we’re onto something big!

gobs are fully onchain. Could never be us.