Scrib DOON, starring Biddy Blas, is coming to theaters real soon! Ding dong, bookie…ding dong! #StarWars #ScribDoon #BiddyBlas #swtwt @RichardSCalvert @LucasfilmGames @SWGalacticRacer

Happy Birthday to the fantastic @TimRobbins1! 🎂🥳 For your special day, here is a special CamEiEiO, a personalized nursery rhyme to you from me! 🎶🎙️❤️ For everyone else, be sure to head to TimRobbins.com for a smorgasbord of creativity and join the family! #CamEiEiO

It was always scrib doon... #StarWars #scribdoon #BiddyBlas #swtwt

Kelly Clarkson just DM’d me offering $1,000 for my Wampa rug/parka! I said not for sale, and offered my monkey lizard, @BuBtheMLizard, for free. Kelly called Bub and me scruffy-looking Nerf-herders and blocked me! 😡😡😡 Celebrities, amiright?!

🔥 Just announced from Topps: JEANS GUY Trading Card from Ahsoka Season 2! Star Wars is back!!! #StarWars #swtwt #StarWarsAndSmile

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 “THAT’S NO MOON!” Space Force prepares for victorious domination in any and all future star wars as President Trump personally oversees the construction and completion of one of the largest undertakings in America’s history. #StarWars #StarWarsAndSmile

🚨 BREAKING: Barbra Streisand is voicing Darth Vader in Greta Thunberg’s Swedish Trallpunk-infused reboot of “STAR WARS: A New Hope.” Darth Vader’s new design was inspired by all the adults and leaders who stole young people’s childhoods and futures with inaction and empty words. “I wanted someone who was a towering, uncompromising force for change—an artist who refused to shrink herself and used that same fierce, unmistakable presence to demand justice, dignity, and a livable world instead of applause alone. Barb has more than proven that a voice can be both a performance and a protest. Her voice is larger than the industry that tried to contain her and is unwilling to treat human suffering or the destruction of the planet as someone else’s problem,” Thunberg told some fake sources. #StarWars #swtwt #StarWarsAndSmile

🚨 BREAKING: Barbra Streisand is voicing Darth Vader in Greta Thunberg’s Swedish Trallpunk-infused reboot of "STAR WARS: A New Hope." Darth Vader’s new design was inspired by all the adults and leaders who stole young people’s childhoods and futures with inaction and empty words. “I wanted someone who was a towering, uncompromising force for change—an artist who refused to shrink herself and used that same fierce, unmistakable presence to demand justice, dignity, and a livable world instead of applause alone. Barb has more than proven that a voice can be both a performance and a protest. Her voice is larger than the industry that tried to contain her and is unwilling to treat human suffering or the destruction of the planet as someone else’s problem,” Thunberg told some fake sources. #StarWars #swtwt #StarWarsAndSmile

🚨 BREAKING: Trump signs executive order to change Luke SKYWALKER to ‘LUKE AMERICA’ #StarWars #StarWarsAndSmile #swtwt

Dane Bologni has revealed his strategy for the future of the Star Wars Franchise! “We have a bunch of Star Wars fans that love stirring up trouble and think they could do it better. Because of this, all future Star Wars films will be written in real time during their theatrical releases by AI systems directly connected to every audience member’s inner Star Wars hopes and dreams, resulting in the perfect balance of what the collaborative preferences of each specific audience grouping wants to happen. This will be so unique and ground breaking and terrible that fans will beg for a do over and will promise to zip it and just enjoy new Star Wars!” Source: Disney WorldbetweenworldBuilders Panel at @DisneyD23

Wow, how time flies! It feels like just yesterday @BuBtheMLizard was starting 2nd Grade for the first time! #StarWars #StarWarsAndSmile #swtwt

Mesa so in luv wit SPIDER-GUNGAN: BOMBAD DAY! Go see it now in theaters! Jar Jar brings it! #StarWars #JarJarBinks #Spiderman #BrandNewDay

Max Rebo had a TWIN BROTHER?! Find out all about Min Rebo in today’s TJIF (This Jawa Is Furry)! #starwars #maxrebo #TJIF #TGIF #swtwt

Go see Masters of the Universe in the theater! As a child of the 80s who was super into He-Man, I thought it was incredible, but there are zero prerequisites to watch, understand, and enjoy this film. 9/10 ⭐️s from me. #MastersOfTheUniverse

A few Star Wars thoughts… I have loved Star Wars for nearly 5 decades, and I have lived through and experienced the various seasons of it—3 trilogies, online subscriptions, video games, animated series, books, TV series, and Twitter/X (along with the other socials). Through it all, I tend to maintain a childlike view and am filled with Christmas morning excitement anytime there is a new Star Wars of any kind. This isn’t to say I don’t—or can’t—find flaws with or have disappointments with the way a story was told, with decisions that were made, music or dialogue choices, or characters that were under or over used. I think I just choose (subconsciously at times) to magnify the joy that comes from Star Wars in its entirety over the smaller in comparison issues with specific parts—or eras—of Star Wars storytelling. Because of my involvement in the online Star Wars community, I can’t completely go into a new Star War—in this case, The Mandalorian and Grogu, without having some of those voices of contention in the back of my mind. Trying my best to shut off the noise, I immerse myself in the galaxy I love and try to just take in the current story, not as a movie critic, but as a child on Christmas morning who doesn’t have a wish list, but who is just thankful for any gifts that may have my name on them. If I don’t have a gift under the Star Wars tree this year, I guarantee you someone else does, and I can be happy for their excitement because I have experienced that same feeling many times. In fact, I can put on any of my absolute favorite Star Wars “gifts” any time I’d like and enjoy them again as if it is 1984. All of this to say, I hate when people don’t feel like they got “their Star Wars,” but I also recognize there is someone for whom this IS theirs. I truly hope everyone gets new Star Wars that has their name on it, but if that doesn’t happen, we already have our own special pieces of the galaxy far, far away, or I wouldn’t even have these thoughts about it all. Maybe my thoughts aren’t as deep as those for whom Star Wars has lost its way, but maybe Star Wars wasn’t intended to be thought of quite as deeply for its maximum deliverance of enjoyment. We all love Star Wars or we wouldn’t be here, so let’s recognize we are all family (whether you have a good or bad feeling about this) and at least be able to gather around the dinner table once or twice a year and just celebrate the Force that connects us all. This is the Way. #StarWars #swtwt #TheMandalorian #TheMandalorianAndGrogu

Wow! Grogu having a sister was not in my Sabacc cards for this year! I guess it IS like poetry… #TheMandalorianAndGrogu

In honor and preparation of The Mandalorian and Grogu, here is a fabulous thread of my “THAT’S A MandaLOAD of STAR WARS!” series, featuring an obscene amount of screaming & inaccurate takes of The Mandalorian series…ENJOY!!! 😇 👉 #StarWars #TheMandalorian #TheMandalorianAndGrogu #swtwt

This is dedicated to all of us Star Wars fans who didn’t get tickets to Celebration 2027. Please share with anyone who needs it. For the rest of you moof-milkers who did gamble your life savings and “won,” move along… #SWCLA #StarWars #swtwt

May the Fourth Be With You! And when you Star Wars, ALWAYS Star Wars and Smile! 😁 #StarWars #MayTheFourth #swtwt #StarWarsAndSmile @starwars