$CLANKER
As had been said by the rest, clanker was an extremely fun time and cultivated an excellent community - as you can still see by those coming outta the woodwork. Mishandling completely cooked it but I always saw it as the only one that was competing with Pump.
Anyways, chart looks good and I would be remiss if I didn't get long (spot) here.
clank clank
Best of luck @toady_hawk
A great shame what has happened to $clanker.
This time last year we were enjoying full-blown clanker-alt season.
This new launchpad, which put at its heart transparency, empowered its builders and community alike.
One year on and $clanker has been at the heart of stifling acquisitions and governance - somewhere along the line it lost touch with its identity. Transparency and trust with its core community has been lost - not helped by general frustration about the direction of Base. The ball has been thoroughly fumbled.
I would not write clanker off but clearly what it requires is a true steward for the token and the ecosystem (we miss u Proxy).
Kudos to the intelligent builders that chose and stuck to building on clanker, but for their loyalty this ecosystem would have died out already.
anyone who is complaining about the state of on chain tokens, the answer if sitting right in front of you
vote with what you buy
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Crypto chats are so bearish rn that holders across multiple coins are threatening devs with legal action
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ethereum:0x0c1c1c109fe34733fca54b82d7b46b75cfb71f6e now does buybacks. here's some quick math.
Market Size
GPU backed debt: $48.4B
Buybacks @ 10% Market Capture
12% rates, $5B in loans = $600M revenue
10% NIM → $60M/year for CHIP buybacks
At AAVE’s ~25x revenue multiple, $60M buybacks would put CHIP at $1.5B FDV
Re-bought $LIQ and base:0xb3d7e0c3c39a1d3f1b304663065a2f83ddf56d8e
a good exercise is to imagine 4 diff scenarios where u are forced to make:
(i) 1 trade per day
(ii) 1 trade per week
(iii) 1 trade per month
(iv) 1 trade per year
most (not all) would perform best in (iv) yet ppl spend all day here opining on the hourly chart of 1k diff assets
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Chinese bride gifts her partner a flagship GPU at wedding — he breaks down in tears
She handed him an ASUS ROG Astral RTX 5090 that costs around $12,000
The memory trade became so consensus even the Holy Father knows the base case.
Intelligence must draw on memory. The mind must not simply compile data — as an algorithm now does more quickly than we can — but recall lived experiences, which contain depths of meaning that only the human soul can recognize, and connect more deeply with the goodness of these experiences. Everything that is good begins “with the Spirit” and thus possesses a breath, a dynamism and a sense of communion that, once experienced, are engraved upon the heart. vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…
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Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash.
Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase).
Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets.
IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster).
Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdős unit distance conjecture was our warning shot.
Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time?
Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.)
Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once.
Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case.
I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026).
Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS.
Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security.
The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.























