goonertizer

Boing.....

the boyf helped me pick out the best ones x) enjoy!

too much sillyness gets you laid out on the king's bed, helplessly humping his hand (W alliteration) while he whispers in your ear 🥴

whos excited for some jester RP tweets?!?!?! i am i am!!

is it getting bigger? i actually cant tell

heres to hoping i help everyone fail #NNN2026 :3

hello everyone, i hope halloween was fun! mine certainly was, ive been quite busy the past few days, BUT! more posts are coming shortly! probably later today... Yay

TY for 8K!!!!! Sorry i havent been posting as much the last few days, x the everything app just changed their algorithm for nsfw accounts and i think im shadowbanned :P :P but anyways yes, thank you for 8k!!! :D

the last one is for those of you that want a backshots pov x)

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i saw a post of someone saying jockstraps are uncomfortable so im wearing mine to class to prove a point, and getting boners in the process #winwin

Oooo how alluring ooooh aaaah

i love to intentionally post cringy things so when my irl friends try to read my posts out to me to embarrass me, they have no idea that its SATIRE!!! MUAHAHAHA

im gonna have to start spacing out my posts more because of the algo changes :<< im sorry everyone

scary goonertizer... 🥶🥶

i need to start wearing sweatpants out more so i can "whip it out" easier, I'm always wearing a belt 🤕

i wanna try and edit a video of myself into something but i dont know what, can you guys please give me ideas

i am a man of the people and the people want a back view!