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Just launched goonpump.fun. I’m not letting $GOON die. Every launch is paired with $goon so now we’ve got a whole launchpad built around it. Let’s see what we can turn this into.
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check out solana:HSUMi4rMgjrx7zRUabw3ogGu1pa5hmF2eVcXj9Apump! About to reverse hard community is active less than 2 weeks old. We can ran to over 15M now 50k 👀
coingecko.com/en/coins/goon-…
GoonPump.fun retweeted
take a 2 min break from jerking off and raid this $goon fam! 💦
check out solana:HSUMi4rMgjrx7zRUabw3ogGu1pa5hmF2eVcXj9Apump! About to reverse hard community is active less than 2 weeks old. We can ran to over 15M now 50k 👀
coingecko.com/en/coins/goon-…
GoonPump.fun retweeted
Ok guys solana:HSUMi4rMgjrx7zRUabw3ogGu1pa5hmF2eVcXj9Apump is at 62k Mc this Entry is so free everybody get in now let’s sent this to Millie’s again everybody go bullposting!!
GoonPump.fun retweeted
All the KOLs are out now.
Time to start buying a couple hundred bucks worth. Normies chase green candles. You make money by buying low and selling high. Few understand this.
Could be a good opportunity here.
Keep bullposting $goon
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GoonPump.fun retweeted
thesis remains the same,
cult is formed,
+3000 delusional gooners at 200k mcap.
we can only go up from here.
thesis on solana:HSUMi4rMgjrx7zRUabw3ogGu1pa5hmF2eVcXj9Apump:
the idea behind solana:HSUMi4rMgjrx7zRUabw3ogGu1pa5hmF2eVcXj9Apump is simple: combine a highly memeable character with a stock that already has strong retail attention.
alon has a strong bias on memes rather than tek, and so do most smart traders, goon is currently the #1 stock pair meme with over $100,000 is $hims rewards.
the character can be dropped into almost any market situation, reaction, stock chart, headline, or cultural moment. That gives the coin an effectively unlimited supply of content.
the x page is already pulling thousands of views, with TikTok next. The goal is to build an organic content engine that keeps compounding.
the $1M Floor Is the Catalyst (for now)
the immediate objective is simple:
Hold a ~$1M floor.
once goon establishes that level, it can be added as a recognizable pair rather than just another meme.
That creates an interesting second-order effect: as more solana:HSUMi4rMgjrx7zRUabw3ogGu1pa5hmF2eVcXj9Apump beta plays emerge around the character and its stock narrative, liquidity and attention can flow back into the main solana:HSUMi4rMgjrx7zRUabw3ogGu1pa5hmF2eVcXj9Apump token.