and the fat one BOTTOMS. my main is @uhgoose. Minors DNI!

18+, 23, SHE/HE, LESBI-JOSHI
Joined August 2025
QUICK INTRO BEFORE I TAKE AN INSANE AMOUNT OF TIME TO EDIT A VIDEO. NO LINE ART. NO COLORS. JUST VIBES. questions appreciated 😘. #ocs #ocsartist #originalcharacters #iloveeeedutchpeople
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"i like your victorian yaoi. #FATGUYXTWINK4LIFE" ->OMG. thank you… ❤️❤️❤️❤️ YAYYYY . #motivating #thankyouily uhgoose.straw.page
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ok. this is messy but i got a bunch of followers and felt obligated
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i don’t even post porn that often please don’t expect anything from me
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tweets that make you go directly to the liquor store after work
Replying to @goopsient
Is this Eric Cartman¿
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i don’t usually get insulted by character comparisons but this one really did me in
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someone asked if this was vent art. no unfortunately im a 23 year old lesbian and not a 6 foot tall victoran gay man
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i actually have the opposite problem of this where my hinge dates enjoy ghosting me
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bruh
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why is this the post that gets likes LMAOOOO the only time this happens is when I slut willem out . Hes really funny though so follow me for #MORE
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goose retweeted
atheist demon boyfriend
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atheist demon boyfriend
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CHILL
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we’re meeting with an elderly italian painter in rome that my nonno is friends with and my whole family is telling me to show him my art. ok all i got is yaoi. i don’t think a 95 year old italian man would appreciate it the same way i do.
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bought three shoes in milan and my friend called them pisti core. ok damn!
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i need to make willem stop being bulimic eventually because tooth decay from purging paired with historical lack of dentistry freaks me out bad like he’d have no teeth but the concept of him taking out his dentures to suck cock is really funny
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his gum game goes crazy
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he actually died of old age in 1910 but that’s kind of awkward to admit
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