Senior Writer & Columnist @FlagpoleMusic & @FlagpoleMag , Seen in @Vice , @NYLONguysmag, @totalbozo , @BitterSouth . absentee landlord @ 24 Hour Party Pooper

Joined June 2009
Don't try.
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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
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I stole this for the sole purpose of commenting "The Age of Plastic" (1980), The Buggles.
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The chorus of Franz Ferdinand's "Take Me Out" is just a wimpier version of the chorus from Skid Row's "Youth Gone Wild".
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Sing along: 🎶Kurt Cobain/You probably think this song is about you🎶
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Nice work if you can get it.
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Name: Valued Customer *sniff*🥲
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The next time a stranger nods at you and says something like "How's it going?" remember they're most likely tracking your response to train AI models.
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I know they're gonna be super famous now but, damn, Twin Temple is corny af.
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"Holland, 1945" is the "New York Mining Disaster 1941" of my generation.
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🦅🇺🇲🌭
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Never heard of it
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I dunno, man. This is essentially the same stage as U2's 360° Tour. Willie Williams should be paid for this.
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