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Trump on Melania: And I said, Baby, how good was that tonight? Was that the best? Nobody can do it like me, baby. And she said, what happened to you? Are you OK?

Live by the sword, die by the sword. Sounds like Swisher really wants to go to prison.

Wow, the US truly has the most incompetent president in history. Just listening to how clueless this man is, it’s no wonder we have been humiliated in Iran. Trump: “The Russians had a thousand tanks riding up a concrete highway. They would have been in Ukraine in four hours, going maximum tank speed, which is 48 miles an hour, to be exact. Nothing to stop them. The war would have been over in one day. And this very stupid general - I have no idea who he is. I doubt he’s still with us. I doubt he’s still living. He decided to hang a right onto the farmland and then take a left and go up to Kyiv, rather than staying on the highway - the concrete highway, perfectly good highway - where they were doing very nicely. It would have been three and a half, four hours, and the whole war would have ended. He ended up getting stuck in the mud.” Does he understand that Ukrainian troops destroyed all the bridges and cut off the retreat points, so the only option left was to go off the highway? I mean, if you have the IQ of a 10-year-old child, you should be able to get it. I am honestly shocked at the basic level of ignorance. And this is the man who is in charge of the US Army.

Trump: I travel with all these doctors. Great doctors. I said, 'Doctor, would you like me to take a cognitive test?' And he said, 'Well...' I said, 'Is it easy or hard?' Because no president has ever done it. You might have heard this story. Walter Reed Medical center. We have one of the doctors here today. There is good reason for doctors. They said, 'Well, what do you think, sir?' I said, 'Well, I do good. How hard is it?' It can be hard. It can be hard when you get into the middle questions. 30 questions. It can be pretty tough. They say all the things. Has he lost his fastball? I think I am sharper now than I was 20 years ago. I don't know why. I feel the same. So this was first term, I guess, first term. I took it twice. And I aced it, every single question. Some of the questions are hard. I gave an example of it in one of my speeches. I am doing—I guess this is number 10. I go to where I have somebody outstanding that I have to make sure they are allowed to represent the United States of America. That's why I'm here. But I gave it two rallies ago. One of the questions is, like, take a number, sir. Like 49. Take a number and triple it. Divide by three. Double that. Subtract 400. Add 293. Divide by seven. What is your number? How many people would get that? I got it. My uncle was the smartest scientist in the history of MIT, they tell me. But I got it. They have another one where they give you five words. They say, sir, we will give you—and you have a whole host of doctors sitting there. And you know, the first one was so simple. The first is easy. They show you a lion, bear, snake, and giraffe. And they say, 'Which one is the giraffe?' None of those people could come close to getting a perfect score.