drama queer

update: “all of this” isn’t over but here’s my tattoo

okay I need to delete Twitter again lol I’m regressing to my 2021 unhinged self that tweeted every thought I had. bye!

$45,000 in loans for an education that I didn’t even get because I had a debilitating undiagnosed mental illness! money that I recklessly spent because of said debilitating illness! still mourning what my younger self lost out on because no one could tell me what was wrong!

everyone else’s dad on Twitter had interesting insight on what happened to the Titan submarine but my dad is an *~accountant~*

I hope this country collapses soon and I die in the resulting resource war

I’m absolutely certain I could write better lyrics to a modern rendition of we didn’t start the fire than pete w*ntz did but that would require a small amount of effort that I can’t afford to expend rn

I cannot believe he gave me such horrific side eye and sighed at me like that. he’s done with my shit. if I died bro would 100% eat me before I was even cold

on god my last ex told me “you’ll never love anyone like you loved them” as she was leaving after we broke up and it ruined my life a lil bit :)

rest assured that I’m still hot in a very lesbian way even during this period of trials and tribulations

is a band entirely comprised of gay women kissing each other on stage queerbaiting? is this for women that made out with their college roommate once and bring it up every time they meet a lesbian or is it for me, a lesbian that also once kissed all my friends in a single night?

chihuahuas were a mistake

hot take: people that loathe middle management should become middle management. break the cycles of cold-heartedness and exploitation. don’t ask invasive questions when someone calls off. advocate for your employees.

this is contemporary art! people don’t understand art movements!

pro-tip: if you’re in a building and you or someone else has keys to the fire exit it can be disarmed so an alarm won’t sound and alert an active shooter when opened

gender. gender? gender...

no art has ever made me feel as viscerally lonely as this sculpture

I hate how gas pumps have video advertisements now. we’re living in a dystopian future